I ain't can afford no cable or satellite TV,,So Bobby called to update me on the ESPN live Ducks game today, to inform me that the DUCKS LOST ON THEIR HOME FIELD! I almost pissed my pants right there! I just could not bleev it!,,orygun's mighty ducks ? The Oh!, so Holy, "we smoked it all", catered to,, Nike owned Ducks? I will smile in all my dreams tonite, and have the satisfaction of a suckling child whose Momma has nice big titties!(Not like my Mom,,I was raised on beer (thanks Dad) and chemicals. Did I tellya,, THE DUCKS LOST AT HOME! is there a fireworks smiley? light that fucker off! BTW,, Reser's is a name for a fucking chip dip,or more frequently associated with rancid potato salad in plastic tubs,, not a University stadium. I will Never buy a Nike or Reser's product,, I'll go barefoot, and starve first! THE DUCKS LOST AT HOME! Fuckugene!