Florida Sand Fleas

Discussion in 'The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan' started by Philip Kuntz, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Philip Kuntz

    Philip Kuntz Fleasy Rider

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    You could spray your knobs, that way they never clog with mud. Riding through a puddle would be cake, it would move all of the water out of your way, theoretically. :lol3
  2. Scribe

    Scribe £Bob£

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    You said spray your knobs. He he he he he he.
  3. Philip Kuntz

    Philip Kuntz Fleasy Rider

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    It could prove useful, if you happened to be stirring the fire with it. :lol3
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    Buzztail NMBBMFBK

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    :rofl
  5. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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    fix't
  6. Scribe

    Scribe £Bob£

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    Dude, not even a cowboy from Texas stirs burning embers with his balls. That's just ignant.
  7. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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    I dunno, it has to be true, i read it on the internets... :evil


    Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas—are sitting around a fire. The Oklahoma cowboy gloats, “Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands.”

    The Arkansan replies, “Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away.”

    The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis
  8. Scribe

    Scribe £Bob£

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    Note that he's stirring with the head, not the balls. No one stirs coals with their balls. No one!
  9. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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  10. Philip Kuntz

    Philip Kuntz Fleasy Rider

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    Chuck Norris' balls do not sag, they dangle.:deal
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    Chicken Helmet I'm A Stumper™

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    Betcha had to google that fix.:norton
  12. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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    Naw, I binged it! :evil
  13. Chicken Helmet

    Chicken Helmet I'm A Stumper™

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    Off what?
  14. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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    'bout fiddy miles :deal
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    Chicken Helmet I'm A Stumper™

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    Buzztail NMBBMFBK

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    Give or take...
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    jaydee1445 Footpeg Crash Tester

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  18. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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    Anybody ride ONF anymore? :ear
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    sanjoh Purveyor of Light

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    Nope, got my own sandpit:D
  20. sfront

    sfront Chaos in Motion

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    Whudcha got in mind????? :ear