for the golfer's out there----

Discussion in 'Sports' started by freaking RT, Apr 9, 2004.

  1. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    A friend just told me about a new instructional Golf Book by Bobby Rusher. I haven't seen a copy yet, however I did see a flyer, and from the list of Chapters, it looks like it might be one in which you might have some interest.

    The title is "How to Line up Your 4th Putt" by BOBBY RUSHER.

    Here are some of the more notable chapters:

    A. How to hit a Top Flite from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee.
    B. How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker.
    C. How to get more distance out of a shank.
    D. Using your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings.
    E. Proper etiquette when you are playing with a complete jerk.
    F. Crying and how to handle it.
    G. How to rationalize a 7 hour round.
    H. How to find the ball that everyone else saw go in the water.
    I. Why your wife no longer cares that you birdied the 4th.
    J. How to let a foursome play through your twosome without getting embarrassed.
    K. How to relax when you're hitting five off the tee.
    L. When to suggest swing corrections to your opponent.
    M. God and the meaning of the double bogey.

    BOBBY is now working on the book's sequel, "When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever
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  2. nachtflug

    nachtflug infidel

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    you're supposed to start a masters thread you hillbilly.
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  3. Augie

    Augie Nincompoop

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    I regripped the ball retreiver 2 years ago.

    The most notable chapter should be maximize that topspin wormburner.
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  4. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    :lol2

    this is the Master's thread. :D


    www.masters.org has all the good info. Tigger needs to start working with Harmon again. He's loosing his swing. :nod

    I'm going turkey hunting today and tomorrow. I'll catch up on the Master's Sunday.
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  5. Augie

    Augie Nincompoop

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    Whats is that any hole with a stroke count more than a snowman?
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  6. VespaFitz

    VespaFitz No-good-son-of-a-bitch

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    Huh? :scratch

    Not understand message inherent with question linked under assumption? Why
    perplex with refrigerator down at not interclarify! Broom.
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  7. Random

    Random Quiet Adventurer

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    I picked this up from a friend. Just keep tally of the holes that have a name. One tally for each birdy, bogey, double bogey, eagle (What's an Eagle?) It's the only way I have to keep my score down. I can come home from an 18 hole round and have a score of 1 or 2 and if it was a really good day, 3.
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  8. German Trick

    German Trick Long timer

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    Couldn't have said it better!
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  9. harpoon

    harpoon Long timer

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    :nod
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  10. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    :lol2

    nope

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  11. Augie

    Augie Nincompoop

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    If I have to 'splin you wouldn't understand. The golfers among us understand the joke :augie

    Play sports more often it will do wonders for you.
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  12. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    :D and it's birdie, not birdy

    don't forget the albatross :nod

    eagle is a score which is two less than par on a hole. ex: par 5, score a 3, it's an eagle.
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  13. Dukegirl

    Dukegirl .

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    :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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  14. VespaFitz

    VespaFitz No-good-son-of-a-bitch

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    Dude, I don't think an expert in heiroglyphics would understand that. It's like you wrote it in Enigma code.
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  15. VespaFitz

    VespaFitz No-good-son-of-a-bitch

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    Or Maripito.
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  16. Random

    Random Quiet Adventurer

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    Intellectually I know what an eagle is. My game has never seen an eagle.
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  17. VespaFitz

    VespaFitz No-good-son-of-a-bitch

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    Go par your holes somewhere else, ya buncha nerds.
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  18. CrossCountryKLR

    CrossCountryKLR Fuck mutineer

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    I think this is why Tiger has lost his swing...

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  19. Augie

    Augie Nincompoop

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    Learn what is a good thing Golf is a wonderful game that relies on coordination and skill. Both are things you are lacking in.
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  20. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    hint : work on the driver and long irons :lol2

    for the non-golfers out there, the par 5's are easiest to eagle. the par 4's are tough ones. and damn the par 3's. I've never eagled one of those :lol2
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