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Discussion in 'Southeast, The Lair of the Dragon - The Blue Ridge' started by Dynamick, Sep 7, 2012.

  1. Dynamick

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    That review definitely paints a picture...
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    Yes, C is quite the Wordsmith.


    I especially enjoyed the passage:

    "Riding the 300 is like having sex with a diminutive supermodel who's perhaps had a little of the old powder-on-the-blade to wake her up. It's thin and bony, fast and a bit noisy. There are unexpected bumps where you expect the smooth curves of a well-rounded woman. However, throwing a leg over and having some fun is a for-sure grin-bringer. She'll wake up saucy and get fast quick. She can hold her own in conversations with bigger, nastier broads who vie for your attention". (Chisenhallw, 2013)


    This brought back fond memories of my youth and the "model type" girls I dated.

    Many of these young ladies modeled for such places as Cabelas, Pioneer Seed Corn and the local Lube&Shine.
  3. Chisenhallw

    Chisenhallw Avowed Pussbag

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    Wait'll I tear into the Can-Am. That is the second-worst new...bike-thing...I have ever had the misfortune to rest my clothed nuts on. I hated the dealer demo, I hated the ride, I hated the...bike-thing.

    (The worst new-bike I have ever ridden was a Hyosung. No....just, no. I'd rather drag my dick across a razor-blade median followed by six lanes of freshly salted highway than ride a Hyosung again).
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    :dood Going to have to clean and disinfect this thread...
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    Not to worry....it's just the Cheerwine talking.
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    I am familiar with the Cheer
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    Chisenhallw Avowed Pussbag

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    Chisenhallw you should be appointed to the U.N. as an ambassador.
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    YRU Hear today, deaf tomorrow

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    Chisenhallw Avowed Pussbag

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    Hire me as your advertising executive. I guarantee scintillating sales figures and loads of attention.
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    reedg01 Been here awhile

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    With the conga line of drunken ESL MIL's being ridden down PA 22, I would hope so!

    But what do you follow that up with? (Sorry Mom, I ended a sentence with a preposition, it's early in the morning, what can I say...):rofl

    I did love the OCD/CDO shout out!
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    I've been told to stow my crutches in a closet and walk. I'm a bit limpy but moving. P.T. is next for some strength rebuilding and range of motion. I've been set free with a very stern warning about exercise, running and riding (bike/motorcycle) till strength is back. I tried to get a time estimate out of him... Was a bit cagey but end of September if I continue to due as told.

    Can I get a WOOP WOOP!
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    Chisenhallw Avowed Pussbag

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    WOOP WOOP

    You're seriously gonna need to be a rehab monster.
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    reedg01 Been here awhile

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    Mick, Glad to hear things are moving along nicely. Your approach to the whole thing has been positive and methodical (in a good way) and that will serve you well in the rehab phase.:clap
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    goosecreek Looking for the sunny side of the street.

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    Just in time for the fall riding season.
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    Dorito Dreamer and Doer

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    Fixed!
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    JaxObsessed Endeavor to persevere.

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    Good point.


    Woop Woop
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    goosecreek Looking for the sunny side of the street.

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    Nope for me it is fall :lol3