Golf anyone?

Discussion in 'Sports' started by Augie, Jul 20, 2003.

  1. Augie

    Augie Nincompoop

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    Who plays the small ball game here?

    Freak, KRSSteve, Me

    Who else.

    Imagine an ADVrider golf tourney.:evil
    What fun that would be.:freaky :stoned :2beer :slurp :beer
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  2. Dukegirl

    Dukegirl .

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    I like to honk my horn and scream "fore" out the window of my car when driving by golf courses, just as someone is about to putt. Does that count? :rofl
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  3. Rider

    Rider Moderator Emeritus Super Moderator

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    I like to "honk my horn" too, if ya know what I mean. :evil
    Oooops, never mind. :uhoh Wrong meaning, I think ...
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  4. ilmostro

    ilmostro Under Da Sea

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    I'll start playing golf when I'm too old to do anything else.:):
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  5. Srider

    Srider Adventurer

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    Sounds interesting. Where?
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  6. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    welcome to the asylum!!

    a noob from VA!! :thumb where in VA, Srider??
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  7. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    Jeff, Steve isn't very good :D he's a hack :nod


    ps, sorry about the edit, I clicked the wrong damn button
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  8. Srider

    Srider Adventurer

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    Been a lurker for a long time. We have met. I work for "Busted Lurker" if that helps refresh your memory.
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  9. Frank Warner

    Frank Warner Traveller

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    I've nothing against little white balls ... so I don't hit 'em. Just easier to go straight to the pub, might wonder on the way home though.
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  10. fish

    fish Banned

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    golf sucks ass. (said in my best chopperman accent)
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  11. Aurelius

    Aurelius Long timer

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    I once highsided my bike on a golf course, does that count?
    :confused
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  12. Wild Man

    Wild Man Escape Artist

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    Absolutely! And I should know, living in friggin' Pinehurst (with 40 golf courses in this county!)
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  13. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    :thumb yep, I do believe we talked about riding the hills of VA, RT 58 etc

    I'll see ya in a few weeks when I drop the bike off for service. ya'll will need it for a week :lol1
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  14. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    I'm in. :thumb let me know when and where. the clubs fit nicely across the rear seat and the bags on the RT
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  15. Steverino

    Steverino Arrogant Horse's Ass #1

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    I am not a hack, I just lack control.

    on the golf course you fucking fucks :boid
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  16. rallybug

    rallybug Local Yokel

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    So do you hook or slice your balls :huh

    No, don't even go there! :rofl
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  17. wxwax

    wxwax Excited Member

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    Golf sort of sums me up, and not in a good way.

    For years I'd go mash balls and hack around the course. In all that time I took maybe 8-10 classes. Mostly, I'd go out on my own and try to will myself to play better.

    Two years ago, I was on the team that won the company's hacker tournament. It's the first time I'd ever won anything at sports. Even better, I drove the ball beautifully, best ever. I was on a high.

    The next day, I played again, eager to recreate my mastery. Those of you who play, know what happened next.

    I've picked-up the clubs but twice more in the last two years.
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  18. Rider

    Rider Moderator Emeritus Super Moderator

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    I'm way ahead of you, Waxy.
    I took lessons at Ohio State, then played one round after I graduated. I blew. I sucked. I hooked. I sliced. I missed easy putts. I went for adventures in the woods.
    I quit while I was behind. :lol3
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  19. BoxerBoy

    BoxerBoy Saupreisser Schweinhund

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    I think Steve's a hooker... :evil
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  20. Stobie

    Stobie Mr. Motivated

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    I play. Haven't played much in the past year or so.

    Damn motorcycle.
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