GS's that suck

Discussion in 'GS Boxers' started by nachtflug, Apr 26, 2004.

  1. johnjen

    johnjen I've Been Resigned

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    Now technically speaking, if your GS sucks it makes it go faster. This is very technical and all but sucking reduces the Cd and thus sucking is better than blowing. Unless of course your blowing from your backside, which is a cousin to sucking forwards, only backwards... :wink:

    JJ
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  2. Eurobiker

    Eurobiker Vintage Cat Herder

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    Airheads don't suck. :thumb
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  3. dyvking

    dyvking ahead of his flamin star

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    ALL GSs that I don't own suck. When my new 1200 finally arrives, all GSs will receive blanket amnesty, and NONE will suck.
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  4. Dick

    Dick Its a big old goofy world

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    Maybe things will change when it gets helped down off that pedestal
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  5. kbasa

    kbasa Roubaix! Super Moderator

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    Ya know, Rich, I was gonna post that I had one that sucked so bad I hadn't even taken delivery yet. Thanks for putting that up.

    I'm not sure which sucks worse, the bike or the rider. I've seen it about ten times, but never heard it run.

    FMIFF.
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  6. Marc

    Marc Just sayin...

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    So, you're saying that it would be optimum if your GS both sucks and blows? :evil
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  7. Dick

    Dick Its a big old goofy world

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    Pssst hey Dave - it doesn't run :nod I will take it off your hands since I know you have a lot of things going on right now :deal

    When ya gettin it??? :ear
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  8. kbasa

    kbasa Roubaix! Super Moderator

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    Ah, fuck. I dunno. Maybe this week, maybe next week. It's getting rolled into a refinance of our house we didn't know we were doing until a couple weeks ago.

    Of course, I'm going to be traveling next week, so the finances will probably get wrapped up while I'm either in DC or PHX.

    I'm soooooo fucked here.
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  9. johnjen

    johnjen I've Been Resigned

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    Yeah, picture this, A Jato rocket in the back and a vacuum cleaner in the front... Shit with this setup we could even hit 125mph... :thumb

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  10. nachtflug

    nachtflug infidel

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    I like this bike. I like the 00/01 tank stickers. I like stock system cases. I like the roll strapped on the back and the minimal but necessary extra's, lights and crashbars.

    this bike, does not suck.
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  11. nachtflug

    nachtflug infidel

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    this bike sucks. whats the matter, run out of red paint for the engine and wheels? if you want a ducati buy a ducati. red system cases on a red GS is like Deion Sanders wearing a $5000 suit to the locker room to play football. Whats the fucking point, you're going to play football. again, this bike sucks. sorry.

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  12. Trailace

    Trailace Long timer

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  13. nachtflug

    nachtflug infidel

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    thats very clever but I need to see the whole bike to pass judgment.
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  14. bvkamp

    bvkamp agent provocateur

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    'scuse me, your Flugness. Does my GS suck?
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  15. Mike M

    Mike M Long-timer

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    Alright, no duct tape but, what ya got?
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  16. hgulledge

    hgulledge Adventurer-of-sorts

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    If clean sucks, I hold that this bike does not suck. Vest, maybe. :1drink
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  17. nachtflug

    nachtflug infidel

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    the enormity of this is starting to sink in. I feel like jesus and the lepers. but I started it, and I'll not walk away from it, like jesus and his lazy father did.

    this bike sucks. plain and simple, with very few exceptions, graphitan gs's suck. mounting a pelican case across the back is like a pocket protector, in a word, geeky. make it louder with a 600 dollar pipe and saving lives may be fine for you, but its a strike agin you in my book. you've got three strikes and have put no wood on the ball. out. next. this bike sucks.

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  18. pietro

    pietro from milano - italia

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    Alright, no duct tape but, what ya got?
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    now this bike really suks!!!!! u want a seat like that? go buy a harley.....why buy a gs if u wanna ride on a sofa?
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  19. bvkamp

    bvkamp agent provocateur

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    :cry Thank you Mr. Flug sir. I will begin the necessary amendments immediately. :):
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    AceRph Affluenza Free! Administrator

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