GS's that suck

Discussion in 'GS Boxers' started by nachtflug, Apr 26, 2004.

  1. Jabba

    Jabba "HOLD THE LIGHT!!!"

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    MaxBMWNY has one in a box~ Perhaps it should stay there?!
  2. MakMan

    MakMan Been here awhile

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    My GS is new (to me) and I don't think it has seen much offroad use. A buddy of mine is hoping to indoctrinate me to adventure riding. If he succeeds the mag wheels will have to go but for now here she is...


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    At least I know that this is by far the best bike I've ever had the privilege of owning. It's one sweet ride!
  3. Kuma

    Kuma Who's Ya China!!

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    I originally posted this just over 1 year ago... and got the Nachtflug nod of approval... even if (as he points out) my bike was near stock.


    but now the bike has been modified and used... Nachflug would you be so kind as to pass your eye over her one more time... does my GS suck


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    how it came from the above to look like below can be found here

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  4. Curvy

    Curvy Lost Planet Airman

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    They are supposed to be here by the end of the week.

    Now if I could just decide between it and the 12gs.
  5. CMWoody

    CMWoody Banned

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    :ear...
  6. nachtflug

    nachtflug infidel

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    The Judge had posted some pictures of his bike, and I guess he got tired of waiting for my review and deleted the post. Since you fall in his slot in the batting order, yours sucks. Blame him, and FYI he's british.

    next.
  7. nachtflug

    nachtflug infidel

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    if I already gave you a not sucking and now you want it to suck, kindly post a shot with some aussie broad on it.
  8. nachtflug

    nachtflug infidel

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    flowers, you post your bike amidst flowers?
  9. MakMan

    MakMan Been here awhile

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    I guess I'm going to have to find some really messy trails and paint the bike mud brown. It's too clean, that's the problem...

    Now all I need to do is stop threatening to rain and actually just get on with it and really rain.
  10. CMWoody

    CMWoody Banned

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    Of all people, You'd think you'd know a weed when you see it. Its a weed. weed, man. Pretty little dainty weeds, but weeds nonetheless. Besides purple connotes wealth, power, luxury, and sophistication. Look at it, look deep. :D

    Also, please pay attention and notice the hole ground in the crash bar that the weed is pointing out. :jose

    Oh well, off to find gravel and a hot chick.
  11. ksjcorpus

    ksjcorpus Adventurer

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    yo cm .. take it like a man. they look like flowers to me
  12. GSPD750

    GSPD750 Adventurer

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    Purple and mud brown. 'nuff said. Please advise Flug.

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  13. ksjcorpus

    ksjcorpus Adventurer

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    1. go ahead flug try to dis my gs. you know you can't. [​IMG]
  14. nachtflug

    nachtflug infidel

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    I can dis any GS I want Lumpy.

    But I like this one. Our first nachtshot. You've cleverly highlighted the tank and beak and left the backside dark. Gives it a praying mantis look. Also makes it harder to see the I'm a pussy windscreen you're sporting. I have to admit I like the 02 tank stickers, along with the fact that Dan Marino never won his suprebowl ring. Big baby. Hey Marino heres a novel concept. Run your fat ass downfield you pussy!!

    Ahem.

    Anyway. This GS does not suck. I'm sure its loud because the idiot put a pipe on it and thinks he's getting significant usable power for his efforts.

    He's not.

    next.
  15. nachtflug

    nachtflug infidel

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    gess that looks like a scene right out of LOTR. Are there orcs around that corner upstream?

    why drag it out. the early 90's airhead GS's are the bomb. if I had the choice of swimming naked with Katie Holmes or riding that bike, hand me some goggles. and a helmet because Katie Holmes is a jackass for being gullible enough to take an engagement ring from Tom "there is no such thing as mental illness" Cruise. Obviously not cos that skiiny bitch is crazy.

    Is lunch over yet?

    Nice airhead. I want it. It does not suck.

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  16. DirtMerchant

    DirtMerchant Long timer

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    Heir Flug,

    Could you be so kind as to review post 1433? It appears that you were blinded by Jim Rowley's cutie on that badass r1100gs and breezed across my submission............ :deal
  17. 4RunnerFever

    4RunnerFever Intercontinental

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    Thanks night flight! Here is an action shot on Tail of the Dragon/Deals Gap.

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  18. nachtflug

    nachtflug infidel

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    thats turn # 28. You're clearly out of rhythm and reeling at this point. A Road King could probably pass you on the inside. Do you really want me to continue?
  19. 4RunnerFever

    4RunnerFever Intercontinental

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    I actually was out of rhythm and reeling, amazing how you got that from the picture.
    When this shot was taken we had just passed a sport bike rider laying dead on the yellow line with his helmet still on. Not a good day.


    As for the bike - I get one more chance right?? Got to find a hot chic, but where :dunno??

    At least I've made a few mods and the shot isn't against a brick wall like before. I'm learning.
  20. nachtflug

    nachtflug infidel

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    I am Nachtflug. You are not flug. Nachtflug knows all.

    Bring on the bitches.