Happytrails 1st annual trail ride and hillclimb championship

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  1. HAPPYTRAILSINC

    HAPPYTRAILSINC single track rider

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    OK BOYS AND GIRLS!
    ITS TIME FOR THE "HAPPYTRAILS 1ST ANNUAL TRAIL RIDE AND HILLCLIMB CHAMPIONSHIP"

    saturday march 9th!



    After our last ride we got sum interest in challenging Razr on the hillclimb



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    this will be a day of great single track trails :rickyand finish with a hill climb challenge :gdog

    i have two hills to test out ur hillclimbing skills!
    the one pictured above is VERY steep :huh = climb off:lol3
    and the one opposite is long and sandy that requires alot of momentum :eek1 timed bottom to crest-fastest wins!

    the trails will require skilled rides capable of riding singletrack at a moderate pace,!

    for those less inclined to beat up their bike/body or dont care for this type riding we do can also still particapate!
    there is alot of jeep/two track trails for those that may just want to put around but i will not be able to provide a guide but can point u in the correct direction!-

    this will be from my place in hesperia!
    Carne Asada /chips & salsa:dg afterwards w/homebrew'd :beer:slurp to wash it down!
    for those of u wishing to eat, i would please ask for a small contribution towards the dinner!

    please pm me for the finer details!
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  2. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    That's a good story, have another one?
    Being that I was there that day, you know I'm in because RAZR is a pussy.......................................Not only will I contribute to the food, but I will help cook. I flip a mean skillet.

    I think Scott agrees, No Squids and no looky loos looking for the kind trails to ride on your own later. This shit don't need to be tore up.
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  3. Kap

    Kap Single Track Scalpel

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    Blah blah blah Razr climbed the big hill, what ever. Ty's trail whooped his ass, and at the watering hole he was hitting on chick with the mullet.:lol3
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  4. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    That's a good story, have another one?
    All true.....and most likely only because he was the only one riding a knobby that day did he make it to the top, which would also explain the Ty's trial thing.........but for a differnet reason.

    And, don't forget, RAZR is a hair stylist, so he knows a hot hairdo when he sees one.
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  5. HAPPYTRAILSINC

    HAPPYTRAILSINC single track rider

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    forgot about ty's trail:lol3
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  6. Off Limits

    Off Limits Banned

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    Green sticker friendly?
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  7. Burmshot

    Burmshot Born to ride

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    I'm in. Looking forward to a great ride, good food, good people, and some tasty hombrew. This is going to be fun. I will be giving $20 donation towards the food and beer. :beer
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  8. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    That's a good story, have another one?
    Last time we rode some highway and county maintained roads.
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  9. Off Limits

    Off Limits Banned

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    Sounds like a yes to me!
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  10. dzrtracin

    dzrtracin ride'n 2 live

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    Think scotty said RED only:lol3

    RIDE ON!

    btw, need a time & an address
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  11. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    That's a good story, have another one?
    I'm sure that's a PM only.....:deal
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  12. RAZR

    RAZR u may run the risks my friend but I do the cutting

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    seeings that i am a hairstylist. my moneymaker is Saturdays. so i'm out.

    but until then, i still hold onto the King of the Hill crown.


    and that chick with the sweet mullet took her teeth out and went to town on Kap in the bathroom. good thing there's soft porn on the walls for him to gaze at so he could pop his load in her toothless cavity.
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  13. dzrtracin

    dzrtracin ride'n 2 live

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    ouch!
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  14. Kap

    Kap Single Track Scalpel

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    Dooooooooooood:huh
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  15. Windrat

    Windrat just a poser

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    Wish I could make...I'd like to watch the hill climb
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  16. dunerat

    dunerat WTF?

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    I'm in:freaky

    Ill try and not slow yeall up...
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  17. HAPPYTRAILSINC

    HAPPYTRAILSINC single track rider

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    ralphy199 said he will bring enough carne for us all!!
    winner gets to eat 1st:lol3
    Kap- bring sum of ur much talked about SALSA!

    bikes need to be plated- there are pavement inbetween here and there!!!
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  18. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    No tricycles allowed. :rofl
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    catfish Squidicus Adventurous

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    I can only imagine how swollen his head has been ever since! :rofl

    Well, DRAT! That's the weekend I'll be in Pahrump at Jimmy's place for his off-road riding school. Sorry I'm going to miss it.

    If any of you are interested in some Mojave rides from Cal.City the following weekend, have a look over here.

    Catfish ...
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  20. dunerat

    dunerat WTF?

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    :wink:
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