Hotrodding the GS

Discussion in 'GS Boxers' started by Poolside, Nov 18, 2010.

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  1. Poolside

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    I tell it what it wants to hear, and it does what I want it to do.

    I made that Motronic my bitch.


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  2. johnjen

    johnjen I've Been Resigned

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahah :rofl:clap

    JJ:lol3:evil
  3. Rollmo

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  4. Mr Head

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    The key word here is "BAIL"...

    Can you get your mom to post bail...:rofl

    So, is this a Jim/Jen infomercial or are we talking hardware and shit?
    (CEII reference)

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    johnjen I've Been Resigned

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    Hey, he said infomercial. :deal

    And just so you know, we did come up with some marketing doublespeak to compete with all the rest and to impress those who just have to have the latest in marketing glitz.

    Like this gem&#8230;
    "Of course we considered the tired and true Heisenberg Uncertainty Compensator, but the quantum entanglement problems, not to mention that the sub-quantum strings themselves were loaded with uncertainty, and we needed absolute known quantities of certainty because all these super strings kept getting tied in knots. This forced us to innovate, develop and refine our very own technology."

    We laughed ourselves silly. :rofl

    JJ :evil
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    It is DEFINITELY there on mine. :deal
  7. Mr Head

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    So, this is on it's way to the basement?
    I guess I should be expected to read all the fine print.

    Funny part is I don't care if that big POS starts or runs when I do finally get home.
    Every time I hit the starter the damn thing fires. WFT?
    It still wheelies, jumps and slides.
    Maybe I'll get time between earthquakes to check the valve clearnaces, since we all know how critical that is.
    I'm pretty sure the gallon of oil I got from that guy with the bucket of flowers at the offramp is good for another 12,000 miles. I am not real good with languages but I think the point of all his hand waving was the bucket of oil he handed me was synthetic, and good for 50,000km. He was wearing a 7-11 hat so I'm pretty sure he was an expert.
    I didn't have any change so I gave him some season tickets to the Seahawks as a tip. :wink:
  8. Poolside

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    Heh heh, dude! It's real, JJ was just messing around. I was telling him I didn't want the thread to sound like an infomercial.

    I'll be over and you can see for yourself.


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    johnjen I've Been Resigned

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    What we're dealing with here is very real.
    Poolside and I have been fussing with this approach for so long now that we have bounced marketing silliness back and forth just to keep us in a great frame of reference. Sometimes after dealing with all of the minutia, it can get 'complicated' and so we like to let the mental muscles have a fun time for a while.

    But the products are going to be amazing.

    JJ
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    Cool, I'm home the 18th.
    We can burn something on the grill.

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    So, yer gonna lie to it.

    Are there addressable processors available for this application?
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    def Ginger th wonder dog

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    You mean, my Motronic has pants and a whatchamacallit?

    Wow!
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    I hear from reliable sources the whatamacallit is called a HOO HAA. At least by the Bad Girls........when one got waxed.......
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    I'll never tell but "these girls wouldn't let just anyone s___w on their private parts"
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    I am all ears.:ear

    But what about cost? When are we going to get a hint on pricing?
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    johnjen I've Been Resigned

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    I am reminded of the universal catch all phrase

    soon. :norton

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    The phrase that comes to mind is "if you have to ask..." :D









    Hey guys, I'm glad you haven't called the <strike>contraption</strike> device "revolutionary",












    yet. :lol3





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  19. johnjen

    johnjen I've Been Resigned

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    Poolside has banned certain words from being used in any of this.

    I'm certain 'revolutionary' is now on that listÂ… :rofl

    JJ:lol3
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    Now, for the really important question...

    What does this do for "male enhancement"?

    I mean you know the Adventure and loud pipes and lots of crap bolted on a big BMW does seem to some to "enhance" something.

    :rofl
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