Hey folks, news flash. My bike turned up in another parking lot of the same apartment complex. Ignition wires all chopped up. Battery dead. Out of gas (they had even used up the reserve, except for the secret KLR reserve). There are a few new scrapes and until it is running and looked at by whoever the insurance company chooses I don't know the extent of any other damage, but my bike is back. Thank you to all who were keeping an eye out for her!