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Discussion in 'Airheads' started by planktonnn, Aug 25, 2009.

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I have been to the county of Fuckshire, it was ...

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  3. Nasty but nice?

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  1. planktonnn

    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    I have, entirely independently, come up with a concept called Morphic Resonance...

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    http://www.sofestival.org/events-information/bruce-airhead-4/
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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    I've always fancied a rat Oilhead with a Paralever rear & Telelever front, or a K with a Duolever front - all donations welcome...

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  3. jings

    jings Been here awhile

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    i just like cutting up perfectly good bmw.s currenty chopping a k75s:wink:
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    jings Been here awhile

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    pjcr12 Stercus accidit

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    Excellent work Jings.....this machine fits in very well with the Martha Farquar Corporate Design Ethos*, I took the liberty of lightening up your pic so that we could see just what was going on with this sterling steed. Vair, vair interesting
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    * Strip as much off as possible, then go a bit further just to be sure.
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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    GAH!?! Kidney stone...
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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    ie Dynamic Damping Control As part of its BMW Motorrad Innovation Day 2011, BMW again looks to the future with a semiactive suspension control system called Dynamic Damping Control or, in short, DDC.

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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    Indeedy doody, gah, fu, haggga, vit, nnnnrrrrrr kidney stone = long soaks in a hot bath etc.

    Carry on.
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    pjcr12 Stercus accidit

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    Here's one I made earlier.....astute viewers will note the well-known fork gaiter modification - towhit, 11 bellows on the left hand fork and 13 on the right ( never the other way around for obvious reasons) which does wonders for resonant baffling of the equidistant spring dampening forces and counteracts negative bounce rate factors on positive camber turns when the wind is in the west. Some people are adamant that this makes no difference whatsoever, but what do they fucking know....eh?

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    Kidney stones eh? I thought you'd got rid of them? If it gets so bad that you have to give up riding a bike, can I have yours? (The bike that is, not the kidney stones.) Funnily enough, and as you know, I may soon be in the position where I might be able to provide operating-theatre resources at a very reduced rate........just sayin' that's all, let me know, eh?
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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    <iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/LU-ynRoqDEs" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" width="640"></iframe>
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU-ynRoqDEs Via BK/Old Racer

    G-gah, fuuuuuu, haggga, vit, nnnnrrrrrr, n'nrrrr, no, yes no, on an even numbered date etc.
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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    Pics? :lurk

    As a generally aimed comment, still looking for ultra cheap/free bits for my K rehash -

    Generator.
    Clutch (complete minus pushrod & flywheel).
    Scrap tank (for cutting into tail piece as last one got junked).
    Tire/yres.
    LED rear light.
    Screw in rose joint for RAASKs.
    Probably front disks?
    Non-standard head light.
    Radiator.
    Other bits I can't think of?

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    I think Guy Martin is great, but are there any videos of him with subtitles please. :huh

    Edit: This one's not to bad, agitated in the paddock it's another matter all together.
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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    Quite so, when he gets up to full vocal speed he's what we'd hereabouts call a Blatherer :lol3 but sorry, no subtitles except on the vid in post 3454 - as a general rule I can only suggest that you listen to just every third word...
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    jings Been here awhile

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    got a k75s second hand clutch if its any good to you you can have it