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Discussion in 'Airheads' started by planktonnn, Aug 25, 2009.

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I have been to the county of Fuckshire, it was ...

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  1. pjcr12

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    Nil problematicus, planktomaximus!! I shall naturally employ both strategies (lottery and burglary) to achieve
    an R60 by the time I'm 60....the x-ray vision is a tad more difficult, but I am confident that optical science
    will no doubt have that little problem sorted out, and patented, at some point.
  2. planktonnn

    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    My favourite Lotus was a flop. I prefer the version shown at the launch & in early testing

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    This video walk-around is, I believe, of the later iteration...

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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    Well, it just occurred to me to mention as I'd not plastered the original reply with swathes of smilies etc.

    :norton:D:1drink:evil:rofl:huh:puke1:cry:ear:deal:clap:freaky:eek1:lol3:wink::thumb:nod:bueller:(::shog:y0!:devildog:wave:pynd:photog:raabia:wings:rayof:bow:tb:lurk:feelgood:poser:*sip*:oscar:jack:augie:jkam:bubba:rilla:drif:kumbaya:ricky:slurp:beer:queenie:dj:nomystery:drums:happay:super:babe:gyro:killen:sweeti:rogue:arch:smooch:crash:gdog:jump:smile6:chace:ilmostro:dutch:thumbup:flug:webers:ymca:lift:pimp:velvt:jose:strum:brow:lol2:kbasa:yum:type:dg:0-0:choppa:loaded:robin:jive:getiton:bert:d:asshat:jjen:fyyff:dog:dog:fyyff:muutt:mully:gerg:205:knary:zilla:becca:ddog:p3rry:waysad:jerko:kboom:fall:eek2:dood:baldy:krusty:hmmmmm:cob:kurt:sick:puke2:yikes:arg:dunno:confused:twitch:bore:2cry:snore:doh:stoned:bluduh:cromag:annie:mulie:permazot:komet:ken:stfu:topes:dizave:viking:johntm:amazon:ruskie:ace:dllama:ace:fpalm:mrskbasa:pope:ban:lobby:pot:dic:scratch:rolleyes:vardy:patch:dhorse:csm:kat:stupid:flip:ksteve:boid:eatme:nono:rad:umph:pissed:nah:up:loco:fitz:pain:ostrich:bite:hung:grim:hair:fight:turkish:jomomma:hide:tough:hack:pep:bash:thwak:fishie:shark:marc:jinx:spam:eyes:tush:asta:baby:moon:linzi:uhoh:splat:mad?:gun2:gun1:2guns:defend:shoot:war
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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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  6. tenderfoot

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    Watched the whole thing and can't make up my mind who is the more irritating, the presenter or that other turd Ricky Gervais. The British apparently think angry, foul mouthed, masturbatory cynics are the bees knees.
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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    I've not watched it yet* so I couldn't say. Brooker is usually acerbic & precise, tho/ough without having watched this edition I couldn't say if he's changed his act, but Jerk-Vase is without debate eminently hate-able in all circumstances & settings. That smug 'Aren't I funny & if I laugh you will' shtick has never appealed to me. Thanks for the heads up, I'll ffwd those sections :lol3


    * due to sim-dongle-less-than-dial-up-connection-speeds with a throttle between 4pm-12am

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  8. tenderfoot

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    Maybe the whole thing is just over my head.:1drink
    Clearly for the "home market", I couldn't give a rats arse about some long dead paedophile

    I stick with my view on Gervais though.
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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    Well, having now had a chance to watch it I still enjoy Brooker, tho/ough perhaps this years script wasn't the best, being a little tame when it comes to the cutting one liners. Be clear tho/ough, you'll get no argument from me when it comes to a negative appraisal of Gervais. Totally overrated in my view. I'd like to see him set free from the constraints of modern civilisation, to wander the tundra until finished off by a passing band of roving jerk assassins...

    There's no warranty of quality with these video posts, quite often they're simply stuck here like on a pinboard for my later viewing :-D
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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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  12. tenderfoot

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    I forgot to ask, does Guy Martin have a specific regional accent or does he simply speak funny ?
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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    Well, both? :D
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    Damn, I was waiting for the dirt to begin only to discover Pikes has been paved for more than a year ! :cry

    It is a public road and safer I suppose, but still.
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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    Got to love the combination of Formula Ford & Bathurst & a fight back after bogging down at the start...

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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    You'll have to scratch your itch with something from the following list: http://www.youtube.com/results?sear...1.0.888.888.6-1.1.0...0.0...1ac.1.nt_PuJHkS_Q

    Like...

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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    Can one have a run of indiscriminate negative probability outcomes?, & would such a sample of sorry ass kicks be entirely random, or directed by some unidentified force? Can a patterned stream of repeatedly negative life events be considered directly analogous to the statistical likelihood of repeatedly not winning the lottery, or does a tainted river of bad luck indicate the existence & action of something like a directed negative energy? Is there &#8216;A Picture of Dorian Brandt&#8217;* in some loft, basement, shed or lock up somewhere?, and which one of you Bastiches sold my &#8216;soul&#8217; such as it was, and now reaps the parasitic dividend at my expense?

    Were one to sound out The Golden Bough by Sir James George Frazer** one might ponder as to how such a wide variety of anthropological expressions of such similar cultural concepts could come to be without there being some foundation as to a generic belief in some form of conducting vigour of some unidentified variety or shape.

    I can sustain no spiritual belief system I&#8217;ve yet come across, tho/ough it's possible to say that in its time stamped world view the book repeatedly demonstrates and describes the vast accumulation & assortment of cultural settings which have seen the concurrent establishment & replication of parallel or comparable taboos & proscribed or inviolable beliefs as seen gathered in their mythologies & comparative religions. Parallel beliefs built up in societies from across the world that at the time of founding had no opportunity of contact or cross pollination. Might this perhaps be considered something slightly other than quirky happenstance? But I can sustain no spiritual belief system I&#8217;ve yet come across, so I can only imagine that all fools get fooled the same...

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    * A stage name I once worked under. Also used Doreen Bryant on & off...
    **http://librivox.org/the-golden-bough-by-sir-james-frazer/ & https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/librivox-golden-bough-by-frazer/id344923338 but much preferably via &#8216;Thinkers Dip&#8217; at the ever indispensable Digital Hardbacks.
  20. tenderfoot

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    A number of posts back you opined that all music is basically the same based on only a few standard chords, now you reckon that all religions are variations of the same universal myths. Could it be that these universal traits are exactly what makes us unique as a species ?

    Oh yes, I hold a deep gratitude to the BBC (?) for their ability to gather presenters that are truly brainy/amusing/eccentric and interesting, James May and Louis Theroux also come to mind. Allthough I must confess a certain dislike for Louis.