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  1. planktonnn

    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4Clc7tzDcs

    Four wheels not two, but plenty of Mike Hailwood to make up for that. Somewhat sensationalist & graphic regarding the Roger Williamson crash, but overall an interesting take on F1 circa '73.

    Other general rare footage I've not seen before so quite interesting from that point of view. CAUTION: May contain gratuitous titties in a 'handsome F1 driver cavorts on an early '70s nudist beach' kinda way...
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    Results for the search term 'george bush bank germany'...
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    For your information, I hate most Jazz.
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    Hmmm... I hate ALL R&B (in the modern usage of the term) but not all Jazz - I know it's a bit of a cliche but Kind of Blue is fabulous?
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    Every now & again I pollute this Airhead based discourse to whine about my life. Some may consider this thread to be a long term whine about my life, with the odd Airhead based stuff thrown in. I’d say that I was sitting at this table first, prattling away to myself on any subject I choose, and if others later join the table & don’t like the conversation taking place they have a right to go sit somewhere fucking else…​

    So, as this post falls into the category of the whine, I’ve got to tell you that I’ve hit a brick wall. Not literally so this time there are no broken bones or bike repair bills, but nonetheless I’ve hit the wall hard. I am totally without purpose. I cannot delude myself that there are worthwhile things to do, and nothing is available anyway. I cannot believe the lie which people tell themselves that there is some way forward. So & every each day I knock myself out with (prescribed) drugs, and wait for this continual rain of Sundays to wash me away.

    Now don’t think I’ve gone down easy. It’s not as if I was driven to this bound state with little cause. Don’t think that I’ve not wracked my poor little broken brane for some form of solution. I’ve tried all sorts of shit, contacted every contact I ever had, using every modulation of any possible approach thru/ough which to bring this dripping dissolution to an end. Rest assured I’ve twanged every string within the compass of my reach, but none have rung out anything even resembling a tone of success. Brick walls. Withered over-wooded paths that peter out to impassable thickets of blockage. Stuck here in an endless Pinter pause with no dialogue either side – A nothing made null.

    I could lie to myself about there being a way forward, be it simple & practical like becoming a bin man, or that I might find an undemanding MILFionaress. One of you could sponsor me or at least take me on as a tax write off. There could be endless variations of sensible and/or preposterous yet always faithless hopes of which I could persuade myself, but when it comes to considering such matters I can be nothing but my own Bouffon.


    I don’t have to say any of this and you don’t have to read it. I don’t require comment on any of this and I don’t have to listen to any comment that is made. This circumstance is just here, and it alone fills the void left by total lack of purpose. There is no way to effect my situation…
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    Not wishing to make light etc, but for this amongst many other gems, I for one will send some Scottish poonds (TM. PJCR12) if its any help?!




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