Look, I may still be high as Lebowski right now, but my bullshit detector is still on 10. Inland Armpit? Ima gonna need to see a pic or other proof, and no, getting Dirty Boy Dudley to corroborate won't do--I trust him like I trust you--no offense intended, nor should there be any taken. Inland Armpit, Somewhere near Plank, UK? Proof! As in the same kind of proof for Fucking, Austria (Fucking-A, for short).