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I have been to the county of Fuckshire, it was ...

  1. Nice?

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  2. Nasty?

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  3. Nasty but nice?

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  1. Dirtyboydeadly

    Dirtyboydeadly AKA. Shineyboydudley

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  2. planktonnn

    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    When faced with a good woman & a wicked woman, which might one choose?
  3. Lornce

    Lornce Lost In Place

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  4. Lornce

    Lornce Lost In Place

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    What does your experience tell you?


    :ear
  5. planktonnn

    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    I think we can all agree that no confidence should be held in any conclusions based on my experience :D
  6. planktonnn

    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    Young? I hate to be the one to tell you but at the 25 yrs shown on your profile you are just about to enter a realm wherein there is the theoretical physiological possibility that you could be a grandparent. Thus you are no longer young, but you can keep your gagdets. Grandpa :lol3
  7. pjcr12

    pjcr12 Stercus accidit

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    You have to choose?
  8. crazydrummerdude

    crazydrummerdude Wacky Bongo Boy

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    :gerg

    Well, I've got the mind of a 13 year old.
  9. planktonnn

    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    :lol3

    In a jar in the cupboard?
  10. Dirtyboydeadly

    Dirtyboydeadly AKA. Shineyboydudley

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    What about a good wicked woman :evil
    Or a wickedly good woman
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  12. planktonnn

    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    Purely theoretical dear fellow, not least as I have no choice in any matters at this time :D

    Or at least so few reserves to combat 'not successful' so as to lead to the conclusion that it is better to have not tried and not had 'not successful' than ever to have tried at all, and also had 'not successful then too ergo 'Nothing Cannot Be Destoyed' ergo un-met non-expectations are so much simpler than un-met expectations ergo 'Nothing Cannot Be Destoyed' ergo rtp to end... :lol3

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  13. planktonnn

    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    All permutations are under theoretical consideration.
  14. planktonnn

    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    Forgive me, but I need to take this opportunity to remind you all that your subscription renewals are now due. If you will all just forward me the £1000 per visit fee now due and you can continue to enjoy (?) the thread, and, at no extra cost to you - NOW IN 3D!?! -
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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    Some jobs to get DMW back on the road, some done after:

    • * New rear tyre 2nd hand M/Works WHR00001 . 110 Avon Roadrider? i.e. 400x18
    • New oil filter/sort oil cooler feed <link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/NAME/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msoclip1/01/clip_filelist.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:DoNotOptimizeForBrowser/> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:Tahoma; panose-1:2 11 6 4 3 5 4 4 2 4; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:swiss; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:1627421319 -2147483648 8 0 66047 0;} /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} a:link, span.MsoHyperlink {color:blue; text-decoration:underline; text-underline:single;} a:visited, span.MsoHyperlinkFollowed {color:purple; text-decoration:underline; text-underline:single;} @page Section1 {size:612.0pt 792.0pt; margin:72.0pt 90.0pt 72.0pt 90.0pt; mso-header-margin:36.0pt; mso-footer-margin:36.0pt; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style>SIA37575
    • * Replace 2 or 3 burnt wires in the harness. WD40 everywhere. Find source of problem. Heatshrink some ends on unused clocks plug. Heatshrink u turn on charge warning light bypass.
    • * Fix horn so it's no longer blowing fuses (!)
    • Small baffles inserted into exhaust end? i.e. Highway hawk? or similar? Fit braided bendy sections of flexible pipe on exhaust out (adaptors needed?) with Supertrapps on far end? (pj currently has flexi pipes?)
    • Front drive shaft gaiter clip <link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/NAME/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msoclip1/01/clip_filelist.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:DoNotOptimizeForBrowser/> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:Tahoma; panose-1:2 11 6 4 3 5 4 4 2 4; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:swiss; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:1627421319 -2147483648 8 0 66047 0;} /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} a:link, span.MsoHyperlink {color:blue; text-decoration:underline; text-underline:single;} a:visited, span.MsoHyperlinkFollowed {color:purple; text-decoration:underline; text-underline:single;} @page Section1 {size:612.0pt 792.0pt; margin:72.0pt 90.0pt 72.0pt 90.0pt; mso-header-margin:36.0pt; mso-footer-margin:36.0pt; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style>TRA30297
    • Edging on plate 11mm.
    • Mount flyscreen properly, ally strap, brackets etc. Find flyscreen!?!
    • * MOT/Tax/Insurance swap
    • Refresh speedo (battery/spare unit?) - bike type
    • Er...
    * Have to be done to get on road, others would like to do.

    Jobs for STD1

    • Battery? ELA59652 current one screwed.
    • Battery rubber straps FRA43562
    • Dashboard volt meter replacement? Current one very jumpy. Does PJ have one? Will my other 1 work or fit?
    • * Tighten steering head bearings v slightly.
    • * Check Fork tops tightened slightly? & replace fluid. Oil leakage from top - O-rings? Bars off, big socket @ shedquaters. Book torque?
    • * Choke return springs (current don't fully return chokes) <link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/NAME/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msoclip1/01/clip_filelist.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:DoNotOptimizeForBrowser/> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:Tahoma; panose-1:2 11 6 4 3 5 4 4 2 4; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:swiss; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:1627421319 -2147483648 8 0 66047 0;} /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} a:link, span.MsoHyperlink {color:blue; text-decoration:underline; text-underline:single;} a:visited, span.MsoHyperlinkFollowed {color:purple; text-decoration:underline; text-underline:single;} @page Section1 {size:612.0pt 792.0pt; margin:72.0pt 90.0pt 72.0pt 90.0pt; mso-header-margin:36.0pt; mso-footer-margin:36.0pt; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style>FUA37370. Later 'cable/spring closing' rather than earlier 'wires push shut' type. Or shorten springs already in place without snapping them...
    • Rubber strips between fairing & Pockets <link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/NAME/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msoclip1/01/clip_filelist.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:DoNotOptimizeForBrowser/> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:Tahoma; panose-1:2 11 6 4 3 5 4 4 2 4; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:swiss; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:1627421319 -2147483648 8 0 66047 0;} /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} a:link, span.MsoHyperlink {color:blue; text-decoration:underline; text-underline:single;} a:visited, span.MsoHyperlinkFollowed {color:purple; text-decoration:underline; text-underline:single;} @page Section1 {size:612.0pt 792.0pt; margin:72.0pt 90.0pt 72.0pt 90.0pt; mso-header-margin:36.0pt; mso-footer-margin:36.0pt; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style>FAA07190 Not a big issue but pockets are wet thru without. DIY store options cheaper. Briefly investigate.
    • * Replace air screw in left carb (pointy end mangled) <link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/NAME/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msoclip1/01/clip_filelist.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:DoNotOptimizeForBrowser/> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:Tahoma; panose-1:2 11 6 4 3 5 4 4 2 4; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:swiss; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:1627421319 -2147483648 8 0 66047 0;} /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} a:link, span.MsoHyperlink {color:blue; text-decoration:underline; text-underline:single;} a:visited, span.MsoHyperlinkFollowed {color:purple; text-decoration:underline; text-underline:single;} @page Section1 {size:612.0pt 792.0pt; margin:72.0pt 90.0pt 72.0pt 90.0pt; mso-header-margin:36.0pt; mso-footer-margin:36.0pt; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style>FUA35302 Causes carb imbalance & sooty plug on one side. Get carbs adjusted via magic Dave ear.
    • * Side stand spring pivot plate (just £1.50!) - is it 1 or 2?, how are the springs? <link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/NAME/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msoclip1/01/clip_filelist.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:DoNotOptimizeForBrowser/> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:Tahoma; panose-1:2 11 6 4 3 5 4 4 2 4; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:swiss; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:1627421319 -2147483648 8 0 66047 0;} /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} a:link, span.MsoHyperlink {color:blue; text-decoration:underline; text-underline:single;} a:visited, span.MsoHyperlinkFollowed {color:purple; text-decoration:underline; text-underline:single;} @page Section1 {size:612.0pt 792.0pt; margin:72.0pt 90.0pt 72.0pt 90.0pt; mso-header-margin:36.0pt; mso-footer-margin:36.0pt; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style>FRA10739 & <link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/NAME/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msoclip1/01/clip_filelist.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:DoNotOptimizeForBrowser/> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:Tahoma; panose-1:2 11 6 4 3 5 4 4 2 4; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:swiss; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:1627421319 -2147483648 8 0 66047 0;} /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} a:link, span.MsoHyperlink {color:blue; text-decoration:underline; text-underline:single;} a:visited, span.MsoHyperlinkFollowed {color:purple; text-decoration:underline; text-underline:single;} @page Section1 {size:612.0pt 792.0pt; margin:72.0pt 90.0pt 72.0pt 90.0pt; mso-header-margin:36.0pt; mso-footer-margin:36.0pt; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style>FRA10721 - where was the previous discussion & pics in this thread? Do please find it for me dear minions of mine...
    • * Top strip 'sidelight' bulb? <link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/NAME/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msoclip1/01/clip_filelist.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:DoNotOptimizeForBrowser/> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:Tahoma; panose-1:2 11 6 4 3 5 4 4 2 4; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:swiss; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:1627421319 -2147483648 8 0 66047 0;} /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} a:link, span.MsoHyperlink {color:blue; text-decoration:underline; text-underline:single;} a:visited, span.MsoHyperlinkFollowed {color:purple; text-decoration:underline; text-underline:single;} @page Section1 {size:612.0pt 792.0pt; margin:72.0pt 90.0pt 72.0pt 90.0pt; mso-header-margin:36.0pt; mso-footer-margin:36.0pt; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style>LIA63576
    • Pannier clip, canibalise extra case from Asstrall
    • * Cut section from centre stand
    • * Kurerust on stand & bare sections
    • Er...
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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    If I could take this opportunity to remind you of the Martha Farquar motto - CAUSEM OMNI DESPERANDUM, and ask that you all try to carrry the spirit of our motto with you into every sphere of your lives.

    Thank you.

    Carry on.
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    Lornce Lost In Place

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    Hang in there Planktonn.

    We're rooting for you, mate.


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  18. planktonnn

    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    Why Kubica is in the trouble he's in...

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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    Forgive the goreish interest, but I'd been trying to work out what happened -

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    planktonnn .also, i am a twat

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    I think that's now clear...

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