Is Mexico Safe?

Discussion in 'Americas' started by Arte, Feb 1, 2010.

  1. acejones

    acejones Long timer

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    I see. You have to watch those crafty Mexicans.
  2. mark883

    mark883 and the mysterians

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    And rule numero uno of riding in Mexico es...
  3. MikeMike

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    And over to you, SR. LOL!

    Personally, I doubt this could derail the project, there has to be some kind of workaround on this little detail.

    Maybe we could convince Touratech to bottle and sell it as "corruption repellant" or something. Then, thousands of people would spend thousands of dollars to douse themselves in it.

    The catchy little tune for marketing it to upscale ADV riders and goat fans would be to the tune of "You've got to move like Jagger" but the lyrics would be "You've got to smell like Helge".

    Sheer marketing genius, folks.
  4. acejones

    acejones Long timer

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    There are certain advantages to following the rules....and few disadvantages.
  5. jimmex

    jimmex Guero con moto

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    Good thing it wasn't a cow.
  6. SR

    SR Long timer

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    I know, I know. With all this goat material you have been setting me up for an easy one line zinger. I just couldn't think of good one!:cry
  7. WeazyBuddha

    WeazyBuddha Carbon-Based Humanoid

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  9. MikeMike

    MikeMike Long timer

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    I would sincerely like to thank Sr. WeezyBuddha for making the point that measures are now being taken to make soccer a more interesting sport.
  10. mark883

    mark883 and the mysterians

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    Eau de ADV.

    Really... people piss all over each other down in JM all the time.
  11. mark883

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    Now them there are some nice looking little goats.

    It also appears that affirmative action in Mexico is finding a few token blondes to throw into the picture (Booooooooo!). But are they real blondes?
  12. MikeMike

    MikeMike Long timer

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    I'll volunteer to run the testing. None of that double blind placebo controlled type stuff, I mean a simple A/B comparison.
    A ver quienes son las gueritas de la botella!:deal
  13. terrapinneck

    terrapinneck Been here awhile

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  14. tricepilot

    tricepilot El Gran Payaso

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  15. SkizzMan

    SkizzMan There, that's it

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    Carpet and drapes and all that, eh?
  16. MikeMike

    MikeMike Long timer

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    But of course!
    All in the interest of science and furthering cross cultural understanding.
    Important work, not for the squeamish.
    Beats looking at crime stats!
  17. tricepilot

    tricepilot El Gran Payaso

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    These days, there's not a lot of carpet. :rofl :freaky :rofl
  18. mark883

    mark883 and the mysterians

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    I'd take whatever danger the chivacitas were handing out.

    Thank you senorita, may I have another?
  19. PirateJohn

    PirateJohn Banned

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    There are two jokes there. One about body lice and another about a better class of working girl.


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  20. AndyT

    AndyT Been here awhile

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    Chivas USA is a Los Angeles CA team. Not that they are any more likely to be real blondes.