Is Mexico Safe?

Discussion in 'Americas' started by Arte, Feb 1, 2010.

  1. michaellmcc

    michaellmcc Dudester

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    You're right, it shouldn't.

    We "motored" in and out. Lo siento mucho. I'll take it up with Juanita.
  2. MikeMike

    MikeMike Long timer

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    Sure thing! You are absolutely right, SR.
    And you know, strip mining prevents forest fires, too.
  3. dcstrom

    dcstrom Long timer

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    When I first got there, Juanita INVITED me to ride through the house, so I didn't think to do any different when leaving, especially when it's tougher getting out than getting in.

    I really don't think she cares about the temporary inconvenience of some fumes in the house, it's not like there's bike traffic going through constantly... I think she's just happy for the income we bring. And it's a great place to stay, in part because of the secure parking in her courtyard. Obviously she knows that's one of the things we like about it, which is why she added the ramp.
  4. mark883

    mark883 and the mysterians

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  5. acejones

    acejones Long timer

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    You are right. I had forgotten there was a business deal involved. Its sort of the same though. A business deal involving drugs or a business deal involving............ When there's a lot of money involved or even a little, some people can't be trusted.
  6. jimmex

    jimmex Guero con moto

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    Juanita doesn't give a rat's ass I assure you. Its not like you're riding a 2-strloke through her living room. Jeebus.
  7. slowoldguy

    slowoldguy Tire Tester

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    lol.

    Hey. We're trying to start some ignorant shit in here. Leave us the fuck alone. ;)
  8. rockymountainoyster

    rockymountainoyster Been here awhile

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    Not nearly enough here, we need more so that this looks like Borderland Beat or one of the Newscorp Tabs... no worry about slander, libel or scurrilous gossip here... Baldy has a platoon of lawyers who work 24/7 to protect us. It is a bit like Disney where they have a whole building full of lawyer checking to see if anybody tells the joke about Minnie and Goofy.
  9. PirateJohn

    PirateJohn Banned

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    We could start borrowing stuff from Borderland Beat. You know, to keep the noobs out of Mexico ...


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  10. tricepilot

    tricepilot El Gran Payaso

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    I farted in Juanitas place while digesting a plate of huevos rancheros.

    The case against the bike fumes is dismissed :rofl
  11. SkizzMan

    SkizzMan There, that's it

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    Juanita politely blamed it on the dog.
  12. tricepilot

    tricepilot El Gran Payaso

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    :rofl:rofl:rofl

    That's hilarious because I've actually done that (the blame it on the dog part)
  13. PirateJohn

    PirateJohn Banned

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    Don't know how bad dog gas is but cat gas, while rare, will make your eyes water


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  14. slowoldguy

    slowoldguy Tire Tester

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    Jeebus. Cat farts > dog farts.

    Can we get back to pissing in each others Cheerio's? ;) ;) ;)
  15. acejones

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    Kind of like the one about Monica and Bill !:rofl
  16. going south

    going south hero & Zero...

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    Well I haven't looked in this thread in a few weeks, glad to see it hasn't changed much.....:lol3:lol3
  17. PirateJohn

    PirateJohn Banned

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    Be nice guys, or I'll send ya a vial of cat gas. Via FedEx. ;)


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  18. rockymountainoyster

    rockymountainoyster Been here awhile

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    OK Ace, I'll rise to the bait because I am so easy. After fifty years of marriage Mickey and Minnie find themselves in front of a judge in Family Law Court in Los Angeles because Mickey had had it and wanted out. The judge says to Mickey: "Mr. Mouse, is it my understanding that you want to end your marriage because your wife has been unfaithful?" Mickey: "Oh no your honor, I didn't say that, I said I wanted a divorce because she is fuckin' goofy." (Imagine mouse voice)
  19. SkizzMan

    SkizzMan There, that's it

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    Send it to your buddy Ken. :lol3
  20. SkizzMan

    SkizzMan There, that's it

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    Feext