JoMomma Fantasy Football 2012

Discussion in 'Sports' started by Jonnylotto, Jun 1, 2012.

  1. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto All out of care

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    chefs? Is that you? :evil
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  2. Hodag

    Hodag native

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    122 point margin of victory
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  3. ]I)Money

    ]I)Money D NOT I

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    rigged, I tell you.:deal
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  4. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto All out of care

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    Week Twelve

    Week Twelve "Smartest Manager": Hodag's Last Placers .03 PoB:10.8

    Week Twelve "Most Clueless Manager": RamTheEwes .41 PoB:79.4 Two Week Streak! :clap

    Week Twelve "I Got My Ass Kicked": KLR Cal Posse -122.75 Two Week Streak! :clap

    Week Twelve "KLR Cal Posse Award" : Zorn to Largent -2.15

    Points Leader: RamTheEwes 2479.65 4th Place

    League Leader: Hodag's Last Placers 2451.95

    Hodag's Last Placers, Purple Helmet, Lotto's Last Chance, RamTheEwes and Chefs have all clinched playoff spots. At this point in time it is safe to say Zorn to Largent will probably not be in the playoffs this year.


    Average Points Scored: 156.95

    Average Points left on bench: 22.6

    Selected Recap:(with apologies to KLR Cal Posse. I'm really not picking on you but it was such an epic beatdown.)

    Game Notes

    Of the losses KLR Cal Posse has had, five were against opponents who topped their season scoring average that week.
    Five of the starters for Hodag's last placers scored higher than the leading scorer for KLR Cal Posse.
    The margin of victory of 122.75 points was the largest in the league this week and biggest in the league this season.
    The matchup had both the highest-scoring and lowest-scoring teams in the league this week.
    KLR Cal Posse had the league's lowest score of the week for the second time this season.
    With a combined 93.60 points from the QB position, Hodag's last placers got the highest combined scoring output from the QB position for any team this season.
    This was the third time this season that KLR Cal Posse lost by the week's biggest margin.
    KLR Cal Posse got 28.85 points from their QBs, the lowest combined scoring output from the QB position for any team this week.
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  5. CA Stu

    CA Stu Steer with your face! Super Moderator

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    :1drink
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  6. Lencho

    Lencho Been here awhile

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    The Packer's A. Rogers scores 5.85 points while my bench warmer Panther QB, C. Newton, scores 49.1 points. Who woulda thunk it :dunno

    At least this week I win the award, but still win the game, barely.
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  7. tkitna

    tkitna Long timer

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    I demand a recount. :lol3

    Looks like the Horse's Ass trophy is all mine.
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  8. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto All out of care

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    <s>I really have no idea how you're doing it.</s> I figured it out. You've only made one player transaction this entire season so far and some of your players are not top 25 in their categories. This is an eight team league with 2 per position. No salary cap. No transaction limits. Hmms.

    It's harder to go winless than it is to win everything. :lol3



    I know this league won't be a problem but if I see anyone throwing a game...:thwak

    There's no guarantee on that trophy.
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  9. tkitna

    tkitna Long timer

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    Throwing a game? Are you kidding? If I was throwing games, I wouldnt even bother putting a lineup in. There is no player on the FA list that is any better than what I have and for sure isnt going to make my team any better.
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  10. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto All out of care

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    "Throwing a game" applies to your opponents, not you Brainiac. :thwak

    :lol3

    As for your lineup, obviously there are better choices available, otherwise you wouldn't be 0-for. :evil
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  11. tkitna

    tkitna Long timer

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    Just a little stretch of bad luck. :wink:
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  12. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto All out of care

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    and now all your hopes for a winless season ride on a Monday Night game and the fortunes of the one who manages to lose more games by the smallest of margins. :deal


    :lol3
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  13. CA Stu

    CA Stu Steer with your face! Super Moderator

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    I was sweatin' bullets. :lol3
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  14. tkitna

    tkitna Long timer

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    I didnt look yet, but I take it I lost again?

    Bastards
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  15. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto All out of care

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    One more week until 0-14!

    Meanwhile, Raidernation and KLR are tied for the last playoff spot.:evil

    If they both win Raidernation has to beat KLR by 70 points.:deal
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  16. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto All out of care

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    Week Thirteen

    Week Thirteen "Smartest Manager": Lotto's Last Chance .07 PoB:17.4

    Week Thirteen "Most Clueless Manager": RamTheEwes .44 PoB:78.20 Three Week Streak! :clap:clap:clap

    Week Thirteen "I Got My Ass Kicked": RaiderNation -74.85 Total Points: 145.45

    Week Thirteen "KLR Cal Posse Award" : RamTheEwes -16.8 Double Award Winner! :freaky

    Points Leader: RamTheEwes 2654.30 5th Place

    League Leader: Hodag's Last Placers 2652.65

    Hodag's Last Placers, Purple Helmet, Lotto's Last Chance, RamTheEwes and Chefs have all clinched playoff spots. At this point in time it is safe to say Zorn to Largent will probably not be in the playoffs this year.
    RaiderNation and KLR Cal Posse are both tied for the last playoff spot. If both win this week, Raidernation must outscore KLR Cal Posse by 70.41 points

    Average Points Scored: 184.18

    Average Points left on bench: 47.39

    Selected Recap:
    Lotto's Last Chance Smooth Moves

    Picked up Brandon Myers, who surpassed his scoring projection by a league-leading 466.0%.
    The 19.00 points scored by Jason Hanson was the highest K score of the week and is the second-highest K score in the league this season.
    The Houston Texans Defense ranked fifth in the league in scoring with 36.10 points, their highest output of the season.
    Sat TE Vernon Davis on the bench, where he had the lowest TE score on the team with 1.50 points.
    With 21.80 points, Dez Bryant ranked third in the league in scoring among WRs this week.
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  17. Lencho

    Lencho Been here awhile

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    Say it ain't so :cry. It actually looks like Zorn to Largent might get off the schnide this week, taking down the legue leader, Hodag, while at it?! :eek1

    About an 11 point victory if projections pan out :deal

    That perfect record is definately at risk...
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  18. tkitna

    tkitna Long timer

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    Something will happen to ruin it.
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  19. Hodag

    Hodag native

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    not worried
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  20. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto All out of care

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    despite the chicanery on both sides (Hodag and Zorn both played players who were out) Hodag managed to live up to his reputation and became the only team this year to lose to Zorn to Largent, spoiling what otherwise would have been a perfect season for the boys from Seattle's gloried past.:lol3

    Hodag's Last Placers are hereby awarded the JM Fantasy Football Cone of Shame.

    [​IMG]

    "Hodag's got only ten men on the field."
    "I know. Idiot's resting his fantasy players for the playoffs."