JoMomma Fantasy Football 2013

Discussion in 'Sports' started by Jonnylotto, Jul 27, 2013.

  1. Lencho

    Lencho Been here awhile

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    The defedning Jo Momma champ, RamTheEwes, is mirroring the NY Giants season :freaky. I finally got off the schneid this week, by the hair of my chinny chin chin. 1-6 baby...

    However, I am leading the Points Against category...by a commanding 147 points...geez. Some seasons just suck :cry
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  2. shrineclown

    shrineclown Vaginaterian

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    Well that is a good thing then....the Giants are going on a run to the super bowl.

















    And then I woke up.
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  3. CA Stu

    CA Stu Steer with your face! Super Moderator

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    I call bullshit on that, I'm the smartest manager for picking up Devin Hester. :tush


    :D
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  4. shrineclown

    shrineclown Vaginaterian

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    Yep, that was a huge pickup. Good on ya for that one.
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  5. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto All out of care

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    I wish. :evil

    It really means that I don't have a very deep bench.

    :fitz
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  6. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto All out of care

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    The San Francisco Giants will be there before they ever get back. :lol3
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  7. shrineclown

    shrineclown Vaginaterian

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    Ugghhhhhh, when was the last time Tate out-performed Lynch? grrrrrrrrrrr
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  8. CA Stu

    CA Stu Steer with your face! Super Moderator

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    Rams defense was on fire, not his fault.

    When was the last time Legatron missed a field goal at home? :ruskie
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  9. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto All out of care

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    Week Eight "Smartest Manager"(Used the highest % of a Team's Total Points):KLR Cal Posse & RaiderNation 100% (Against each other :lol3 )

    Week Eight "Most Clueless Manager"(Benched the highest % of Team Points): Purple Helmet 12.935% PoB:31.20 Three Week Streak! :clap:clap:clap
    To give due credit, the bottom three were separated by 3/1000ths of a point!

    Week Eight "I Got My Ass Kicked"(Largest Margin of Loss): Chefs -96.45

    Week Eight "I pulled my own nose hairs"(Smallest margin of Loss) : RaiderNation -5.55 Double Award Winner! :clap:clap

    Points Leader: Big Blue Too 1665.55
    First Place: Lotto's Last Chance 1410.60



    Average Points Scored: 165.19

    Average Points left on bench: 13.37



    Smooth Moves by Purple Helmet
    Andy Dalton scored the most points of any player on Purple Helmet this season with 50.95.
    With 19.00 points, Dan Bailey had the highest score of any K in the league this season.
    The Cincinnati Bengals Defense had 43.30 points, the highest DEF score of the week and the second-highest score among DEF in the league this season.
    With 26.30 points, Jordy Nelson ranked second in the league in scoring among WRs this week.
    Dez Bryant scored 19.30 points, the sixth-highest WR score in the league this week.
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  10. Hodag

    Hodag native

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    since I changed my team name I've been on a winning streak
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  11. shrineclown

    shrineclown Vaginaterian

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    Since my first round pick got hurt after doing mostly nothing anyway, I have been losing. I may try that! :D
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  12. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto All out of care

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    :baldy

    Why O why did I pick Oakland's D to play? Everyone in real life picked the Raiders to win so I should have known better.
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  13. tkitna

    tkitna Long timer

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    I started Denvers D this week. Not trying to rub it in, just saying. :lol3
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  14. Squelch

    Squelch Everyday People

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    [​IMG]

    :clap
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  15. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto All out of care

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    Half the league did really good.

    The other half? Not so good. :cry

    Average margin of victory was 108.63 points, the worst ever since this league was formed.
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  16. shrineclown

    shrineclown Vaginaterian

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    Two words: name change.
    Thanks for the secret Hodag.
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  17. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto All out of care

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    Epic Beatdowns Week. :fight

    Week Nine "Smartest Manager"(Used the highest % of a Team's Total Points):Hodag's Brats 100% (yet he still lost by 115.05 :lol3 )

    Week Nine "Most Clueless Manager"(Benched the highest % of Team Points): KLR Cal Posse 34.2% PoB:88.85

    Week Nine "I Got My Ass Kicked"(Largest Margin of Loss): RamTheEwes -136 (highest in the league this year)

    Week Nine "I pulled my own nose hairs"(Smallest margin of Loss) : Lotto's Last Chance -78.45 (-.25 better than KLR Cal Posse)

    Points Leader and First Place: Big Blue Bruise 1933.20


    Average Points Scored: 189.95

    Average Points left on bench: 20.74

    Chefs Delivers Unexpected Beatdown to RamTheEwes to Grab Ninth Place

    Chefs registered the fifth-highest score of the season and upset RamTheEwes 245.50 - 109.50, overcoming a 37.07-point spread. This was a solid rout, with the 136.00-point margin of victory being the highest recorded in the league this season. RamTheEwes suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 155.70 - 135.60 win against Zorn to Largent. Chefs (3-6, 1,357.95 points) inches up to ninth place while RamTheEwes (2-7, 1,489.70 points) sinks into the cellar.
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  18. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto All out of care

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    Gosh darn pansy ass tight ends. :kboom


    Just sayin'. :lol3
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  19. CA Stu

    CA Stu Steer with your face! Super Moderator

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    Man, the Fish suck. :lol3
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  20. Hodag

    Hodag native

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    title game preview this weekend

    the brats vs da lotto

    I get cobb back and I got a playoff run
    just like the pack