Killboy failure Dragon Fest

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by SCQTT, Apr 16, 2009.

  1. spezjag

    spezjag Long timer

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    The other members are tired of dealing with him because he suffers from being an asshole, so they kick him out.
  2. Bill Harris

    Bill Harris Confirmed Curmudgeon

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    Heck, Englisch is my first, second and third languahge and I didn't understand.

    This may help, though:

    Nadsat Dictionary

    :D
  3. nod

    nod As good as a wink

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    For the rugby-challenged, I found the following resource very enlightening:

    http://rugbypositions.blogspot.com/

    Relevant quote about your position:

  4. Treedguy

    Treedguy Long timer

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    Whats the fine for crossing the double yellow?
    They take your whip away?
  5. beemerphile

    beemerphile Long timer

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    Hopefully they whip his lame ass with it. That's th' gol-danged stupidest thing them dimwits has come up with. And I thought duster coats were stupid. And tassles on the handlebars so you can tell if they are moving. And chaps. And fingerless gloves. And puddin' bowls. And leather vests with a sleeveless wifebeater T-shirt. And ape-hangers. And chains on their wallets. Missing mufflers. And whacking the throttle continuously at traffic lights. Skulls 'n shit all over them and the bike. Frickin' train-robber masks.

    But a leather whip hanging from your brake lever, well, that's just rich.
  6. TrashCan

    TrashCan Scary Jerry

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    Amen,

    Tell it brother...:pope

    Now how do you really feel?

    :lol3
  7. scooteraug02

    scooteraug02 Dog Rancher

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    WTF Car tires will not work on a motorcycle. Why aren't they in the ditch?
  8. tedder

    tedder irregular

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    GTFS "dark side motorcycle".
  9. Ray of Sunshine

    Ray of Sunshine Scared MoFo

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    Just what the living FUCK are you talking about, Wilber?
  10. scooteraug02

    scooteraug02 Dog Rancher

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    No. Wrong way driver was 49 from FL. Earliest chance to enter that part of the freeway was 2 miles prior to accident.
    Must have been on something or had a serious medical issue.
  11. Ray of Sunshine

    Ray of Sunshine Scared MoFo

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    Who the hell has been taking pictures of me in my garage again?
  12. workerant

    workerant SpaƟ im Dreck

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    Put it horizontally above your faceshield like a unibrow.
  13. Ray of Sunshine

    Ray of Sunshine Scared MoFo

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    :thumb

    Somebody will think you are a Spanish MotoGP rider.
  14. swedishfishy

    swedishfishy Adventurer

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    i was wondering why i never get invited to this stuff.

  15. Fe Man

    Fe Man I am Iron Moran!

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    Great boobs Ray!
  16. clocklaw

    clocklaw Long timer

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    Nice rack! :evil
  17. SteelB12

    SteelB12 Our Purity of Essence

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    Must do a lot of pushups
  18. rgiroux

    rgiroux Invisible Man

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    its a long line :freaky

    I'm not quoting her next post, but it is a great one, too! I hope Phi reads it.
  19. defib

    defib Portly Paranurse

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    [QUOTENice rack! :evil ][/QUOTE]

    You would need 3 breasts for it to be AWESOME though!:lol3
  20. Harvey Krumpet

    Harvey Krumpet Long timer

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    On that note the All Blacks are playing the Pumas tonight.

    Proper sport, no swaddling.:D