Killboy failure Dragon Fest

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by SCQTT, Apr 16, 2009.

  1. sleazy rider

    sleazy rider Squidly Adventurer

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    I just love the USMC E9 stripes with the skull in the center on his vest. Masturbator Gonnabe Sergeant of the Pirate Fleet. :devildog
  2. '05Train

    '05Train Mind is not for rent

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    I like how you couldn't figure out that he's got heat shields over his wrapped headers, and were kind enough to broadcast your ignorance over the internet.

    :D
  3. Bill Harris

    Bill Harris Confirmed Curmudgeon

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    Yes, rather the other end of the spectrum from the other "Yikes. pipes!" guy...

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    Both have that air of silliness, but the second guy looks more the real deal.

    :D
  4. bug67

    bug67 Hazard Avoidance

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    Every single time I see one of these "bad ass" pirates with tassels on their handle bars

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    I can't help but have this image in my head

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    :rofl
  5. IB69

    IB69 Adventurer

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    Truck with belgian license plate and on the side window there is sing "For sale" or "To rent" .
  6. beemerphile

    beemerphile Long timer

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    Gee. No gloves would be even better. How well do they crash? Dress for the wreck, not for the ride.
  7. OaklandStrom

    OaklandStrom Long timer

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    Heatshields over the pipe wrap? I figured he wasn't that lame.

    Tell me again what the technical reason for pipewrap is? :evil

    In any case, that bike looks like ass.
  8. DC2wheels

    DC2wheels Castle Anthrax troll

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    BOTH these cruiser badass pipe guys FAIL.

    Where are their whips??

    Mr neat-and-clean has some leather kids bike tassels so he might get 1/2 credit.

    But no evil biker guy whips? How they gonna' teach those bad drivers to listen for loud pipes if they can't lay a beating on them with some whip action?
  9. SRanger331

    SRanger331 stuff

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    I like the handle bar mounted to the downtubes. I'm guessing to be used as Highway pegs:dunno.
  10. Danjal

    Danjal Insert wit here.

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    And noone here caught what looks like an axe head on the back of his highrise back rest/oar wanna be bike? And I thought we were here to really complain.
  11. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    We're slacking. Apathy. The ruin of....ah who cares.
  12. swimmer

    swimmer armchair asshole

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    <a href="http://kneedowntucson.zenfolio.com/p868602690/e403d06c4"><img src="http://kneedowntucson.zenfolio.com/img/s4/v63/p1077741252-4.jpg" width="800" height="600" alt="Knee Down Tucson: August 26th 2012 - Other &emdash; " /></a>
  13. SteelB12

    SteelB12 Long timer

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    And there is a little skull on the end of the highway peg deal??? This guys is probably a lawyer during the week
  14. Tepi

    Tepi Been here awhile

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    :huh

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  15. KX50002

    KX50002 NooB, my ass

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    The purpose of the pipewrap is to keep the heat (energy) in the exhaust, this keeps the velocity up and allows better scavenging and improved volumetric efficiency.
    But it's still slow, still looks like ass, and I'd still rather drive my truck.
  16. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    I might reply with a WTF more often then is called for, but this is a serious W.T.F. How is that front end holding all that weight? And holy shit that thing had to be big bucks.
  17. Dolly Sod

    Dolly Sod Red Clay Halo

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    So you're saying he put that thing on a dyno and tuned the carb after chopping off the stock exhaust? :deal

    In his case the reason for pipe wrap is cause he likes how is looks, or he's covering up a shitty workmanship.
  18. The_Commander

    The_Commander The Man.

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    Who the fuck does that guy think he is, Gene Kranz?
  19. OaklandStrom

    OaklandStrom Long timer

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    Exactly. So he needs heatshields on top of that?
    No, he wants to ride a bike covered in chrome, with Captain Retard pipes (all for looks, of course) but won't pony up for a transition between his "headers" (headers that go all the way to the rear axle?) and fishtails.

    He's a fucking hack, and his bike looks like shit. At least he's trendy & cool with the Village People.

    He has the freedom to ride what he wants & I have the freedom to call out his lameness.
  20. Bill Harris

    Bill Harris Confirmed Curmudgeon

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    And with little chrome skulls. Cute. And if you look closely, I think that the front turnsignal lenses are... skulls. :eek1

    There is enough on this bike for everybody-- you caught it. :)