Killboy failure Dragon Fest

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by SCQTT, Apr 16, 2009.

  1. baloneyskin daddy

    baloneyskin daddy bikaholic

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    Wheelies in every gear at any speed?:huh I like the Monsters but this is as big a stretch as I've heard since highschool when guys used to say their basically stock street cars with glasspacks on them could pull the front wheels off the ground.:norton
  2. SteelB12

    SteelB12 Long timer

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    the only Monster I rode felt like a riding mower compared to my Bandit
  3. klaviator

    klaviator Long timer

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    You mean like this riding lawnmower?

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  4. SteelB12

    SteelB12 Long timer

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    No, it was the 620 Dark or something like that, so it was more like a child's toy riding mower.
  5. tedder

    tedder irregular

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    pot, kettle.
  6. KX50002

    KX50002 NooB, my ass

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    I don't get it :topes
  7. Jim Moore

    Jim Moore Long timer

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    Jeez, I would have never gotten off the ground.
  8. Jim Moore

    Jim Moore Long timer

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    Your technical jargon confused me a little bit, but is that why they're so fucking slow?
  9. Bill Harris

    Bill Harris Confirmed Curmudgeon

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    And why do they sound like "potato potato potato" ?

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  10. UnsureFooting

    UnsureFooting Title of User Here

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    That's the single crank layout talking. :D
  11. Aussijussi

    Aussijussi Long timer

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    8mph to 48 mph in second gear? The faster sports bike's today will probably do 100mph in first gear.
  12. NCStephen

    NCStephen Riding NC

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    It is the remnants of a radial engine with only two cylinders remaining.

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  13. RDTCU

    RDTCU Banned

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    Now make a version of that with a Harley firing order... :rofl
  14. STUFF2C

    STUFF2C We Ain't Left Yet!!

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    Dunno, why would you.
  15. Tepi

    Tepi Been here awhile

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    Nope, you got me there. I only have a HD forty eight, without highway pegs. As a male I wouldnt like to sit in a gyno position and I'm planning on some midpegs next summer. Also I do like to keep control while cornering, that means quick access to the gearshifter and rear brake. As for the cruise ship analogy, we're talking about motorcycles not container ships.
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  16. txwanderer

    txwanderer Been here awhile

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    Bet he don't know it or get the pun. Along with most "motorcycle" guys. :rofl
  17. AustinJake

    AustinJake DR650 - Versys

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  18. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    no wonder they are so slow....it only fires once per second!
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  19. Cambion

    Cambion Adventurer

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    Wasn't there supposed to be a photo thread around here somewhere??

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  20. JimVonBaden

    JimVonBaden "Cool" Aid!

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