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Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by SCQTT, Apr 16, 2009.

  1. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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  2. UnsureFooting

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    That's not flinching. That's me pointing out to him that he was bitching and whining about "the split" propagated by the AMA, and then he goes on to just contribute right to the split. It would be similar to me going "Hey! I hate it when people pick on certain types of bikes around here and use foul language! Cause those fucking crotch rockets are da worst!"
  3. GSequoia

    GSequoia Where are my tools?

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  5. UnsureFooting

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    I have no idea. Never tried it. I do like riding sport bikes, though.

    I fuck fastest with ugly girls, though. I'm usually anxious to get it over with so I can get paid and drink my depression away.
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    I didn't lose my composure. I'm just blunt and a little dumb.
  8. UnsureFooting

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    I ride a honda. ;)
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    But before that it was this:

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    I really just think that ripping on people that rude particular brands is one if the stupidest forms of dumb-fuckery yet invented. Some people are just joking, and you can tell. Some people mean it, and they're dumb shits, and I mean to tell them so.
  10. UnsureFooting

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    Except when I make fun of them back? Me no understand. If make fun of people funny, make fun of all people funny, not just ones gog pick.
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    I don't think I know anybody from the board in real life. Not that I'm aware, anyway.

    But yeah, I jumped in deep and heavy. That's really just kind of how I am. Too much time around airborne infantry. ;)

    I just calls em as I sees em. Some folks get all panty twisted when you make fun of their brand, some folks get twisted when you point out their 'ignance'.

    I'm an asshole, I know that. I'm sorry if I actually offended anybody. :beer:
  12. dbuzz

    dbuzz Citizen of the world

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    Don't you go picking on me just coz I have a hardley and a duckati :cry I have enough problems :rofl
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    This guy is about 5'2". Her form sucks.
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    Mambo Dave I cannot abide.

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    That guy is also in a full racing tuck on a closed-course racing track and can't see over his fucking windshield for the oncoming traffic that he doesn't have to deal with. He has the safety to hang off the little bit he can while limiting his ability to pivot his head, let alone look around him much.

    Great example. Maybe if you stopped doing track days and rode the roads for a bit, Speed Racer, you'd understand.

    Maybe you just want to be right?

    I've seen seat to clip-on stretches that screw up people's form when the rider doesn't really fit the bike (for example, if we were to take that same chick and put her on a Ducati 916, it would be even worse form).

    Or am I to believe that for any given person's height there are no limitations to how much of a stretch the clip-on to saddle length can be before 'form' is affected?

    Here's Perdrosi in a more common road riding stance:

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    Gee, his head and neck are nearly centered over the tank... Obviously his form sucks. He'll have to do better than that if he ever wants to ride on your streets, eh?
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    I love ducs, and my first bike was a Harley. :)
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    Easy there tiger, it's just the interwebs.

    But yeah, based on that snapshot of her, she is ******* up.

    The bike is nearly upright and she has both cheeks off the seat, her head is right over the gas tank and she's well into that corner. She's crossed up. Simple. I don't know how you are getting proper form from this.

    And I'm not sure what you're getting at with the head pivoting thing, even while hanging off you can still pivot your head. I don't really think safety is foremost in her mind, I think she wants to drag her knee but appears to be unwilling to lean the bike over that far.

    And all that aside, what I was responding to was someone bringing up was perhaps her poor form was a result of her stature. Dani is a great example of that not being the case. He does require a step stool on the grid to get on to is bike.

    I'm intesrested in how you divined so much about me based on two incomplete sentences :huh