Killboy failure Dragon Fest

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by SCQTT, Apr 16, 2009.

  1. squad314

    squad314 Regular Joe

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    My Harley and I are really funny......You should hear us do the A&C "Who's on first" bit. If things are really rocking we'll sometimes do the C&C " Dave's not here!" routine. Every now and again if the mood is right I play Fred Sanford and the bike does Aunt Esther...Brings down the house every time. :rofl
  2. DAKEZ

    DAKEZ Long timer

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    They can be. :nod When they be sporting their assless chaps.
  3. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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  4. GSequoia

    GSequoia Where are my tools?

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    Also Thursday night drunks...
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  5. trc.rhubarb

    trc.rhubarb ZoomSplat!

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    Ya big dummy! :lol3
  6. squad314

    squad314 Regular Joe

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    Aunt Esther: Fred Sanford, the wrath of God will strike you down.
    Fred Sanford: And this Louisville slugger will knock you out.


    Aunt Esther: Woodrow and I are going to have a baby.
    Fred Sanford: Well somebody better call the zoo.



    Fred Sanford: Goodbye, dear
    Aunt Esther: Oh, you called me dear.
    Fred Sanford: Why shouldn't I call you DEER? You look like Bambi's father!


    Aunt Esther: Who you calling ugly, sucker?
    Fred Sanford: I'm calling you ugly, I could push your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies.

    :D Thank you ladies and germs, my Harley and I are here all week.....Don't forget to try the veal and tip your waitress.
  7. baloneyskin daddy

    baloneyskin daddy bikaholic

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    Killboy please start taking pictures, I can't take much more of this .:cry
  8. richarddacat

    richarddacat high on honeysuckle

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    +1.
    What used to be a subscribed thread has become - I'll check ever so often thread. The key word in the title is "failure" and has been for a while, imo. :1drink
    It has lost the zeal of the early days. :snore
  9. Mr_Gone

    Mr_Gone The Lejund!

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    +1
  10. tedder

    tedder irregular

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    at least y'all aren't contributing to the blather.
  11. MattB

    MattB Adventurer

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    Well Stephen, in this first picture I'm braking like hell PRIOR to entering, getting as much weight as possible transferred to my left peg (both feet if they will fit on it), hanging off like I'm trying to touch my chin to the pavement, all while saying a prayer and putting on my evel knievel cape preparing for my flight into the woods.

    This feels MUCH less threatening. Scrub speed if possible, steer for the clear path, and GET ON THE GAS BEFORE ENTERING! :deal
  12. ragtoplvr

    ragtoplvr Long timer

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    in my case I would search for the clearest path. Since I do not have the superhuman braking skills so many here seem to posses, I wold be praying "Mother of ABS brakes please don't fail me now!"

    I have has similar experiences, not that bad and I have been able to slow enough to make it thru. Then I pulled over and walked up and down the road for a bit.

    Rod
  13. Riteris

    Riteris Dessert Runner

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    Maybe the jokes are 205 but I thought they were funny.

    But then I think Fred Sanford and his Aunt Esther are funny too.:norton
  14. mneblett

    mneblett Professional Lurker

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    Definitely 205. Back in 1986 my wife bought one of the new 883 Evolution Sportsters. When we walked in the showroom and up to an 883, the salesman came over, eagerly pointed to the floor under the bike, and exclaimed "LOOK! NO OIL!" :poser

    So this joke is at least 2(0)5 years old. :lol3
  15. motorat

    motorat TBD

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    i always thought it was a bad thing when no oil leaked out......it ment it was empty
  16. doug s.

    doug s. Long timer

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    these yokes are no different than the "lucas - prince of darkness" yokes regarding the infamous british electronics mfr. anyone who takes offense needs to chill... :1drink

    doug s.
  17. Mr_Gone

    Mr_Gone The Lejund!

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    or commenting on the blather... :D
  18. SilkMoneyLove

    SilkMoneyLove Long timer

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    I would never stoop so low as to comment on blather :-)
  19. DC2wheels

    DC2wheels Castle Anthrax troll

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    Hey, I used to own a '72 Land Rover.....I was on a first name basis with the Dark Prince. :eek1:lol3

    Sure, I can laugh about it.......now.
  20. Wout67

    Wout67 Long timer

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    Sim; Buddy...

    You're taking the Harley jokes pretty personally these days.

    It's all in fun.

    Kinda.




    :hide