L.A. B.S. over flow and info

Discussion in 'West – California, the desert southwest and whatev' started by jamin_mathis, May 13, 2010.

  1. Klammer

    Klammer Old and Grumpy

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    Congrats LA KINGS,


    Lord Stanley's cup WINNERS!!!!!!
    :freaky
  2. dunerat

    dunerat WTF?

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    Cheers to all my life long Kings fans... This is truly our day, and I was there with them:freaky


    We beat the odds ... #8 to #1:clap
  3. bigtodd

    bigtodd Hi, wanna ride?

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  4. dunerat

    dunerat WTF?

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    premier seating for the Rally secured:freakyWooo KINGS!!!:clap
  5. johngil

    johngil Reseda, CA

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    Man vs. Woman: The Shower

    Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

    Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
    Laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

    Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
    If you see husband along the way,
    Cover up any exposed areas.

    Look at your womanly physique in the mirror
    * make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

    Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth,
    Long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

    Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage
    Shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

    Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

    Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.

    Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub
    For 10 minutes until red.

    Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut
    And jaffa cake body wash.

    Rinse conditioner off hair.

    Shave armpits and legs.

    Turn off shower.

    Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

    Spray mold spots with Tilex.

    Get out of shower.

    Dry with towel the size of a small country.

    Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

    Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown
    And towel on head. If you see husband along the way,
    Cover up any exposed areas.

    Part 2: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

    Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of
    The bed And leave them in a pile.

    Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way,
    Shake wiener at her while making the woo-woo sound.

    Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
    Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

    Get in the shower.

    Wash your face.

    Wash your armpits.

    Blow your nose in your hands and
    Let the water rinse the snot off.

    Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

    Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

    Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

    Wash your hair. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

    Pee.

    Rinse off and get out of shower.

    Partially dry off.

    Fail to notice water on floor because
    Curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

    Admire wiener size in mirror again.

    Leave shower curtain open, wet mat
    On floor, light and fan on.

    Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
    If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener
    At her and make the woo-woo sound again.

    Throw wet towel on her pillow.
  6. theGrinch

    theGrinch SNF Dream Riders

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    thats some funny shit. :rofl

    :freaky

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  7. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    But true.........................
  8. theGrinch

    theGrinch SNF Dream Riders

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    So true I was looking for hidden cameras in my bathroom.

    :freaky

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  9. dunerat

    dunerat WTF?

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    Fixed

    PARTY!!!!!!:freaky
  10. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    I'm in jail Dad, and I like it here.............
    Awesomely juvenile.................................:rofl

    Still drunk?
  11. dunerat

    dunerat WTF?

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    :thumb
  12. FYYFF

    FYYFF Forever young...

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    Finally they are doing it right, an off-road test for Adventure bikes. And this is what it looks like :clap

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/umHWLA8X2ik" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    Reason #237 to fall in love with KTM990 :lol3
  13. RAZR

    RAZR I'll cut ya

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    Mr Gil that's some funny shit.

    and totally true!:krusty:toney
  14. johngil

    johngil Reseda, CA

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    It even made Heidi laugh.
  15. dunerat

    dunerat WTF?

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    heres the damage crew... ready to burn whats left of LA:rofl




    LA will burn,pift....this is not round ball:freaky



    PS... i love hockey in JUnE
  16. boomshakalaka

    boomshakalaka Been here awhile

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    I've been thrown an unexpected curveball and I need to find a place to rent asap. I'd prefer somewhere on the westside, or possibly somewhere in west SFV. This would likely be short term-- one to four months. I have no problem paying bills, am a relatively quiet person (except maybe when coming and going on my FMF full exhausted xr600r), and I'd be happy to buy you a twelve-pack of your favorite beer if you can point me in the direction of a place that works out. So, yeah, let me know if you have or know someone who has an apartment share/guesthouse/sublet for rent.
  17. Buster714

    Buster714 VP of crash testing

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  18. fudgypup

    fudgypup Banned

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    at 8:20 he says the "traction control just kicked in even though we turned it off." They probably picked the "S" mode which is like halfway between traction control and no traction control. Had they picked the other one marked by a delta sign, it would have been off completely. They just weren't as familiar as they could have been.
  19. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    Yes, I must agree. These industry guys who make a living riding motorcycles and generally making it their business to know most everything about the bikes they ride, must've just been doing it wrong. :lol3

    I think the better reason would be that the traction control just malfunctioned.
  20. RAZR

    RAZR I'll cut ya

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    c'mon man, fudgepacker just got back to adv and on his time off, expanded his knowledge on all bikes and riding in Baja and filmmaking.
    give em a break, will ya.