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Discussion in 'West – California, the desert southwest and whatev' started by jamin_mathis, May 13, 2010.
Congrats LA KINGS,
Lord Stanley's cup WINNERS!!!!!!
Cheers to all my life long Kings fans... This is truly our day, and I was there with them
We beat the odds ... #8 to #1
another very cool moto tumblr site
premier seating for the Rally securedWooo KINGS!!!
Man vs. Woman: The Shower
Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
Laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way,
Cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror
* make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth,
Long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage
Shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub
For 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut
And jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown
And towel on head. If you see husband along the way,
Cover up any exposed areas.
Part 2: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of
The bed And leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way,
Shake wiener at her while making the woo-woo sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and
Let the water rinse the snot off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because
Curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat
On floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener
At her and make the woo-woo sound again.
Throw wet towel on her pillow.
thats some funny shit.
So true I was looking for hidden cameras in my bathroom.
Finally they are doing it right, an off-road test for Adventure bikes. And this is what it looks like
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Reason #237 to fall in love with KTM990
Mr Gil that's some funny shit.
and totally true!
It even made Heidi laugh.
heres the damage crew... ready to burn whats left of LA
LA will burn,pift....this is not round ball
PS... i love hockey in JUnE
I've been thrown an unexpected curveball and I need to find a place to rent asap. I'd prefer somewhere on the westside, or possibly somewhere in west SFV. This would likely be short term-- one to four months. I have no problem paying bills, am a relatively quiet person (except maybe when coming and going on my FMF full exhausted xr600r), and I'd be happy to buy you a twelve-pack of your favorite beer if you can point me in the direction of a place that works out. So, yeah, let me know if you have or know someone who has an apartment share/guesthouse/sublet for rent.
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at 8:20 he says the "traction control just kicked in even though we turned it off." They probably picked the "S" mode which is like halfway between traction control and no traction control. Had they picked the other one marked by a delta sign, it would have been off completely. They just weren't as familiar as they could have been.
Yes, I must agree. These industry guys who make a living riding motorcycles and generally making it their business to know most everything about the bikes they ride, must've just been doing it wrong.
I think the better reason would be that the traction control just malfunctioned.
c'mon man, fudgepacker just got back to adv and on his time off, expanded his knowledge on all bikes and riding in Baja and filmmaking.
give em a break, will ya.