An Update: I got the bike out of the woods one week later. "Mntflow" took me out there on his DS to pick up the bike. He made the trip look easy. With his help, I got it out of the woods in one piece, and rode it home. He, unfortunately, got a hole in his engine and broken chain from the trip. A few days later I took it out to ride to South Carolina. I made it about 35 miles before the engine crapped out. I'm renting a car tomorrow to drive it. My luck sucks.