more hockey.

Discussion in 'Sports' started by nachtflug, Feb 6, 2005.

  1. AceRph

    AceRph Affluenza Free! Administrator

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    The final score?



    Oh...one more.

    Why does the peanut butter side of the toast always hit the floor?
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  2. nachtflug

    nachtflug infidel

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    final score was good guys from USA who always have to save the world 6, lazy loafers from Canada who still support the Queen of England 1.

    anyone who doubts it is welcome to look it up on the net. just do a search on sissy's/hockey/massacre.

    the peanut butter has to do with Murphy, but I just pick it up and eat it anyway.
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  3. AceRph

    AceRph Affluenza Free! Administrator

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    Thank you for that sporting minute and so do I.
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  4. VespaFitz

    VespaFitz No-good-son-of-a-bitch

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    Flug, Flug, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator. He would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't va va va va va!
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  5. VespaFitz

    VespaFitz No-good-son-of-a-bitch

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    This young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle. Number six, Ogie Oglethorpe.
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  6. VespaFitz

    VespaFitz No-good-son-of-a-bitch

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    Here's a name for you nostalgia fans: Clarence "Screaming Buffalo" Swamptown. I'll never forget an exclusive interview in which Swamptown revealed that he calls his hockey stick the "Big Tomahawk," and he usually refers to the opposing players as "the little scalps".
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  7. VespaFitz

    VespaFitz No-good-son-of-a-bitch

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    And from Mile 40, Saskatchewan, where he now runs a donut shop, number 10, former penalty-minute record holder for the years 1960 to 1968 inclusive, Gilmore Tuttle.
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  8. ilmostro

    ilmostro Under Da Sea

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    You go to penalty box, you feel shame. :(:

    Da hair around ere is bad for my hallergies.

    :rofl

    :thumb fitz
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  9. Jurgen

    Jurgen Trolljegeren Super Moderator

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    Sissy's/Hockey/Massacre--yahoo search--

    What is this Hockey thing? Are there any professional leagues? Since Canuckistan has proven so maladroit, does this mean that Flugistan will rise again?

    Jurgen
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  10. PaleRider

    PaleRider gelande/strasse

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    how were the hotdogs?
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  11. wxwax

    wxwax Excited Member

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    It should be Larry King posting that line.
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  12. murgatroid42

    murgatroid42 Great Adventurer

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    We real Americans talk softly and carry a big hockey stick. :evil
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  13. MikeCont

    MikeCont Gelande Strasse Gebrochen

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    He needs to defend Canadian Honor, eh? :vardy Actually I just wanted to use the new Vardy Smiley.
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  14. PaleRider

    PaleRider gelande/strasse

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    what the hell is Canadian bacon anyhow?
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  15. AnnieGS

    AnnieGS Namasté, bitches!

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    see page 47 in the 'Canada Sutra.'
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  16. R1150GSA

    R1150GSA Saint "Alloy"sius

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    Also see: Peameal
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  17. GSguy

    GSguy Here's a quarter.

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    The hot dogs were great, best part of the whole game. :rofl
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  18. calgaryjeff

    calgaryjeff Been here awhile

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    Old time hockey, Coach!

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  19. scumshine

    scumshine Hershey bar & a brick

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    Where is the obligatory Nflug mug photo? Were the cadet's shoes in a high state of shine?
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