MotoGP '13 Qatar- Desert in the dark (spoilers!)

Discussion in 'Racing' started by DC2wheels, Mar 29, 2013.

  1. sprocketjock

    sprocketjock Long timer

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    Jorge: "I find my Tissot I lost in Sepang."
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  2. Joe

    Joe Debaser

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    Pedro
    Rossi
    Marquez
    Cal
    Bradl

    Lorenzo DNF
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  3. Crisis management

    Crisis management Latte riders FTW!

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    In a fit of rage Dovi will take out the M&M kid on the first corner, Dani will lead with Jorge stuck up his arse, Vale & Crutchlow will bash fairings for the first three corners allowing the other two to gap them. Iannone will run Bradl into the grass while passing Nicky on lap two, by lap five Vale will finish scraping paint off all the newcomers fairings and set off in pursuit of the leaders.
    By lap 7 the M&M kid will have forced a restart as Repsol and Honda refuse to continue in MotoGP if their protogee is not treated nicely.



    Bautista takes the M&M kid out in turn one......



    Lap 20, Jorge leads with Dani trying to keep the chattering Honda on track, Vale rides around the inside of Dani and waves as he goes past.

    An awfull lot of rubber gets laid onto Jorges' leathers as Vale goes past (repeatedly) on the last two laps.






    Not much to ask for is it?
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  4. mike54

    mike54 You don't get me

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    Some folks would still complain that it was boring.
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  5. bikerfish

    bikerfish flyfishandride

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    I think you nailed it!!!
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  6. cogitate

    cogitate What Marcellus Wallace Looks Like

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    Say what you will about any of the riders skills, wins, championship, nobody, and I mean nobody, brings the show like Rossi :clap


    caption: "jorge, I will deal with you on the track, but we first have to slow Pedro down a bit, that Honda is too fast,"
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  7. Crisis management

    Crisis management Latte riders FTW!

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    Some folks need to go for a very long ride somewhere interesting to reset their boredom threshold! :D




    My only issue at present is that Sky has not quite confirmed a deal with Dorna for coverage rights to MotoGP yet, they think they will have it sorted by the weekend..... it may be a very tense weekend in my household. :becca
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  8. mdubya

    mdubya Right Brigade

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    Need free links for internet viewing?
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  9. ErikY.

    ErikY. Here, Now.

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    Amin, siddiqi!
    Al hamdu lillah!
    (When in Rome...)

    My prediction:
    MiniMe gets black carded and a pitlane ride-through, fights his way up to the front like an NHL defenseman- knocking a few vets into the sandy Astroturf; wins the race.
    Followed immediately by much handbag-hucking and gnashing of teeth from the top 4.
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  10. Crisis management

    Crisis management Latte riders FTW!

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    Thanks, but no, I can find them if I get really desperate, being in the largest city in NZ we have this really good internet service called broad band that specialises in 5 minute bursts of strong connection interspursed with 10 minute pauses.

    As a precaution I have a days single track planned for sunday so I won't get suicidal. :D
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  11. spoof

    spoof on backwards

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    I think we're just lucky that we can't see where Jorge and Marc have their hands.
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  12. mdubya

    mdubya Right Brigade

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    :thumb
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  13. mdubya

    mdubya Right Brigade

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    :rofl:rofl:rofl
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  14. HoneyBunz

    HoneyBunz Long timer

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    May we never see an all Spaniard podium.
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  15. advNZer?

    advNZer? Long timer

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    i would bet that we do,several times
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  16. Moronic

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    Rossi: "No, I think my dick is slightly bigger."

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  17. swimmer

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    MotoGp practice starting shortly.
    Dear Wife,
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  18. Brodovitch

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    Since we're having caption contests while we wait:

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  19. Mr Head

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    FP1 results right now, interesting.
    Not what I expected.
    Cool, but not what I expected.
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  20. Mr. Ray

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