Motorcycles are like Women

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by onesaintsfan, Nov 6, 2013.

  1. onesaintsfan

    onesaintsfan BigJohnHart

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    Sometimes they want to cause some drama. But you just check them out, then have a little come to Jesus meeting with them and explain that you are paid for, and can be replaced. Then take the out and wring the Sh-- out of them and let them know whos boss. Then all is well.

    Mary Jane ( R1200GSA) wanted to hint at giving me some issues. The above worked.

    You all dont owe me anything for the above advice. Its free:rofl
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  2. SgtDuster

    SgtDuster Long timer

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    Wanna talk about your castrating relationship with the wife now? :ear
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  3. OrangeYZ

    OrangeYZ Been here awhile

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    If you have a nice warm camper but make them sleep outside when it's 15 degrees, neither of them will be in the mood to do anything fun in the morning.
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  4. DAKEZ

    DAKEZ Long timer

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    I had a motorcycle that caught fire once. But it never was a bitch. :zilla
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  5. Anonawesome

    Anonawesome Scenic Rider

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    Well then we know who sabotaged it!

    :hide

    We all know they get jealous of the "other" one. :lol3
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    I've broken two belts on mine, and she still needs to be tightened up!
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    DC2wheels Castle Anthrax troll

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    This is NOT going to end well........:eek1




    Didn't John Bobbitt say something like this about Lorena?
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  9. Rucksta

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    No one wants to hear you bench racing - unless they were on the ride.
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    I can ride an ugly one in public and not be embarassed...:raabia
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  11. quasigentrified

    quasigentrified Ape Trumpet

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    you aren't happy until you have a garage full of them?
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  12. scootrboi

    scootrboi Long timer

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    Motorcycles are not like women.
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  13. MT Wallet

    MT Wallet Been here awhile

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    True, bikes are more predictable.:rofl
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  14. gmk999

    gmk999 ____ as a Rotax

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    but only one can run off on its own:deal
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  15. Nodabs

    Nodabs Been here awhile

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    My dear late Father once told me "Don't loan your motorcycle or your woman out, because it will come back with a rod stuck in it". Whitey was a wise man.
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  16. Scubalong

    Scubalong Been here awhile

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  17. Smoke Eater 3

    Smoke Eater 3 Been here awhile

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    Motorcycles are better than women because a motorcycle doesn't follow you around for a week after you ride it.
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  18. Thanantos

    Thanantos Ride hard.

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    You know...I occasionally see these very stereotypical posts objectifying and denigrating women ("What bike should I buy for MY woman?") from the occasional white trash, redneck that wanders in here, and I usually just let it go.

    However, your reply (along with a few drinks tonight) has inspired me.

    To the OP: Woman are not motorcycles or any other objects you fucking dolt. They are people who want to live and ride just like you.

    If you made the mistake of being involved with some human that wants to involve themselves in drama more than riding then that's your own god damn fault. The irony here is that the very fact that you posted about said drama leads me to believe you are involved, just as deeply, in the same.

    As a father of a daughter, I intend to teach my daughter to be a confident, competent motorcyclist and to avoid people like you at all costs.

    My daughter is not a thing, but sadly I will have to teach my daughter that idiots like you will try to make her just that.....nothing more than an object. An object of scorn at that.

    So OP, pretty much...:fyyff
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  19. jacksgp

    jacksgp Been here awhile

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    Chill pill please....and hurry!
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  20. genespleen

    genespleen Been here awhile

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    Well said.
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