Motorcycles are like Women

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by onesaintsfan, Nov 6, 2013.

  1. DC2wheels

    DC2wheels Castle Anthrax troll

    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2008
    Oddometer:
    2,851
    Location:
    N.H.
    This world is rapidly going fucking nuts.

    "Mechaphile"?????

    Better hope that exhaust pipe has cooled down a bit. :yikes
    #61
  2. Wlfman

    Wlfman Long timer

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2011
    Oddometer:
    1,294
    Location:
    TN/AL
    Corrected
    #62
  3. Griffin44

    Griffin44 Been here awhile

    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2010
    Oddometer:
    357
    Location:
    Ontario
    Well said.

    Not all, but a disturbingly high number are rapists and sexual assaulters.

    As the father of a young woman, I have no tolerance for this crap. And, while I realize many men do not have daughters to interfere with their poor view of women, and probably don't have an intelligent, self confident spouse, they do all have mothers. Do they all really have such little respect for their mothers too?
    #63
  4. henshao

    henshao Bained

    Joined:
    Jun 11, 2013
    Oddometer:
    630
    Location:
    The Commonwealth
    Well, I hope you punished your daughter like it was a hate crime whenever she said "boys are dumb." Equality and all that
    #64
  5. FTL900

    FTL900 White and nerdy

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2005
    Oddometer:
    268
    Location:
    Las Vegas
    #65
  6. justafurnaceman

    justafurnaceman Imaginary

    Joined:
    May 4, 2013
    Oddometer:
    1,431
    Location:
    Hanging out in VA for the time being...
    "Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused."
    -Unknown
    #66
  7. IRideASlowBike

    IRideASlowBike Banned

    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2010
    Oddometer:
    1,786
    Location:
    SE PA

    +1.

    Seriously, where did all these leaky PC cunts come from all of a sudden? On advrider, of all places. Like termites crawling out of the woodwork.
    #67
  8. Mr.Mouse

    Mr.Mouse Hobo

    Joined:
    Dec 6, 2008
    Oddometer:
    70
    Location:
    Alberta
    Well said :clap

    #68
  9. Squarehead

    Squarehead Crazed Lunatic

    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2012
    Oddometer:
    65
    Location:
    Big Sky Country, you should see my backyard
    I like my motorcycles as I like my women....Naked:evil

    But as I get older a little clothing (fairing) goes a long way.......:shog:shog:shog
    #69
  10. jitterymonkey

    jitterymonkey Been here awhile

    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2010
    Oddometer:
    406
    Location:
    Canton Ohio
    :photog Gonna steal that one!
    #70
  11. Griffin44

    Griffin44 Been here awhile

    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2010
    Oddometer:
    357
    Location:
    Ontario
    Why would I do that? That's idiotic.

    Besides, my daughter is the perfect example of a young human being and needs no correction, ever. :D

    In my jurisdiction, one in three young women is sexually assaulted before they've graduated high school. Damn right I have no tolerance for this bullshit.
    #71
  12. Stan_R80/7

    Stan_R80/7 Beastly Gnarly

    Joined:
    May 12, 2012
    Oddometer:
    1,673
    Location:
    VA
    Motorcycles are like women because:

    - Once you have seen one naked... you want to see them all naked.
    - Older is sometimes more attractive than younger.
    - They must be treated with respect or they can hurt or kill you.
    - I like to ride them.
    - Loud and unstable can be fun for short while, but more subdued and consistent wins out in the long run.
    - They require regular maintenance and the high maintenance model is not generally more fun.
    - I have no rational explanation why I like them, but do.
    - Life would be simpler in some ways without them, but less fun.
    - Both can take you places that you have never been and happy you are with them.
    - Women on motorcycles can be a confusing competition for attention.

    Edit: I think this thread belongs in "Jo momma" due to subject matter.
    #72
  13. Squarehead

    Squarehead Crazed Lunatic

    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2012
    Oddometer:
    65
    Location:
    Big Sky Country, you should see my backyard
    Please do.....:lol3
    #73
  14. Timbo813

    Timbo813 Adventurer

    Joined:
    May 16, 2010
    Oddometer:
    80
    I like to make jokes about women and enjoy the ones others make. But, there are lines that shouldn't be crossed. Incidentally, women are no less disrespectful about men. They cross the line sometimes as well.

    We all need to learn to laugh at ourselves a bit. Some of the sexist jokes on both sides are pretty funny.

    On the other hand, I have no patience at all for sexual assault. Anyone who does that is despicable. I also have no patience for women who falsely accuse men of such actions. That can be just as damaging. The problem is sometimes it's hard to tell which is telling the truth. Think about the Jameis Winston situation. Somebody is a victim and somebody is an evil predator. I have no idea which is which.
    #74
  15. concours

    concours WFO for 41 years

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2008
    Oddometer:
    5,454
    Location:
    Kensington, NH USA
    #75
  16. Thanantos

    Thanantos Ride hard.

    Joined:
    Jul 17, 2008
    Oddometer:
    3,704
    Location:
    Michigan
    Maybe if you rode a faster bike you wouldn't have to denigrade women to feel superior?

    I'm no clinician, just offering help to the stupid.
    #76
  17. IRideASlowBike

    IRideASlowBike Banned

    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2010
    Oddometer:
    1,786
    Location:
    SE PA

    Denigrate.


    Help yourself first.


    I don't denigrate women, but I also have a sense of humor.
    #77
  18. C/1/509

    C/1/509 Why?

    Joined:
    Jul 21, 2006
    Oddometer:
    6,928
    This thread is a little schizophrenic. ItÂ’s almost like there are (at least) two completely different conversations going on. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p>
    #78
  19. TufelHunden

    TufelHunden Recovering A-hole

    Joined:
    Nov 24, 2013
    Oddometer:
    230
    Location:
    colorado springs
    Cant believe this bitch fest is still going. Sounds like somebody (all of ya apparently) needs to get out and ride. :cry
    #79
  20. anotherguy

    anotherguy Long timer

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2009
    Oddometer:
    6,631
    Location:
    the hills
    Motorcycles are nothing like women. When my motorcycle is pissing me off I walk away and it doesn't follow me bitching.
    #80