Nachtflugs Annual NFL Predictions.

Discussion in 'Sports' started by nachtflug, Aug 30, 2003.

  1. nachtflug

    nachtflug infidel

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    Having picked both of last years Superbowl teams AND the final score correctly at the beginning of the season, it is with great pleasure that I open up this years Nachtflugs NFL predictions to chapter members, non chapter members, and all non violent Palestinians, (all 3 of you).

    Its pigskin time again folks. Do your Superbowl Shuffles and End Zone Dances. Lets see some "tight ends" from Linzi, some down field recievers from Rabia, and the old end around from GSGirl. On two DukeGirl, you go long. Hey Rockin Robin, how about a naked bootleg? Rogue, you take out the middle linebacker.

    49ers suck rotten apples.

    All teams from Ohio should stay off of national TV.

    Bill Parcells rules.

    Hail to the Redskins.


    Vinnie T’s the man.


    Drop back and punt you bastards.

    Rah Rah Rah you armchair quarterbacks.

    Hey Patti, wanna see my 2 minute offence?

    15 yards unsportsman like conduct on BMWRider.

    Loadedagain your offsides you dickhead.

    3rd and long baby.

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  2. nachtflug

    nachtflug infidel

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    The sun shone through the window as I lay down on your carpet
    Staring at the speakers - pretending to be tortured
    And I never moved a muscle
    No, I never moved a muscle

    The sunlight turned to shadows, and the minutes turned to hours
    Somebody turned the lights on, there was conversation, laughter
    And you know just what I'm after - you know just what I'm after
    You will look at me, and your curiosity is gonna get the better of you, will get the better of you

    Standing next to me now - she's in the air I breathe
    She says, "I'm marrying a rich man but he still thinks I'm a virgin
    So I need a little action, I need a little fun
    I need a good Samaritan, good Samaritan, good Samaritan, good Samaritan"

    We raged around our cages until all the doors lay open
    Then we fell upon each other in the fury and the frenzy
    And we fought like Gods of Thunder - and we played like fives 'n under
    And the only screams that mattered turn to whispers in my ear
    You're my good Samaritan, you're my good Samaritan, you're my good Samaritan, you're my good Samaritan

    Walking down the street - they make such a lovely couple
    And she freezes when she sees me - but she don't have to worry
    Cos I needed something deeper - I needed something longer
    She said, "People who are weaker, need people who are stronger"
    And I don't know what possessed you, was I just a one night stand
    And not your good Samaritan, good Samaritan, good Samaritan, good Samaritan.
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  3. GSGIRL

    GSGIRL Neither here nor there

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    FY
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  4. Linzi

    Linzi Crazy Plott Lady

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    I love football. Somehow, I don't ever date anyone who does. :): Go Bucs!

    - Lindsay
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  5. nachtflug

    nachtflug infidel

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    good for you Linzi.

    Ditch that dweeb and you and I can do the old double reverse.
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  6. Linzi

    Linzi Crazy Plott Lady

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    Dave actually tried to find tickets for the UF/FSU game (bless his sweet, naive heart--those were sold out last year) about a week ago, so I have to give him some credit. He's a keeper--for now.

    - Lindsay
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  7. ilmostro

    ilmostro Under Da Sea

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    I found tickets, but there is no way in hell I'm going to pay $600 per ticket for anything especially to watch stupid football.
    Gators suck ass!

    Well I might pay that to participate in nude jello wrestling with Anna... for charity, of course. :evil
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  8. Team Dennis

    Team Dennis Certified Troublemaker

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    FYYFFlug


    Green Bay Packers
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  9. Rider

    Rider Moderator Emeritus Super Moderator

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    :rofl :poser :lol1 :lol3
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  10. choirboy

    choirboy Yankee Racers - Founder

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    Warren Sapp is a punk. Literally. I hope someone caves in his cro-magnon skull (with apologies, Cro-Mag).
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  11. FlyingScotsman

    FlyingScotsman Crash Test Dummy

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  12. FlyingScotsman

    FlyingScotsman Crash Test Dummy

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  13. fish

    fish Banned

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    Gold Rush!
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  14. nachtflug

    nachtflug infidel

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    might as well be the starting offence, defence and special teams?

    how many broads does it take to cheer those losers on.

    maybe they can win a game without cheating this year.
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  15. VespaFitz

    VespaFitz No-good-son-of-a-bitch

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    The only thing that sucks more than football is golf. And from there, it's a long, sad tumble down to NASCAR.

    I can't think of anything more gay than sitting around on a Sunday, watching a bunch of men wearing tight pants pat each other on the ass. Unless of course, it's actual gay porn. Then that would be more gay.

    However, I can think of three things I like about football:

    1) It's like an asshole detector at work. The minute some sales-type says "Ja see da game?" on Monday morning, I react like it's a fire drill and head immediately for the marked exits, making my way to the coffee shop down the street.

    2) It makes beer cheap for 16 weeks.

    3) It keeps all the dirtbags out of Home Depot every Sunday throughout the fall. On Superbowl Sunday I can walk down the aisle and not see another human.
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  16. nachtflug

    nachtflug infidel

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    Raiders Fan?
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  17. Quigley

    Quigley Seldom Dropped Adventurer

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    He must be! :rofl However, I know deep down that the Flug is a hard core Hogette! Which is not bad. I have a friend, which I believe I have posted a pic of last season, that is a Hogette. If I had one football fantasy to see, it would be the Redskins and the Bronco's in the Super Bowl again! And I'm sure the Bronco's would do better this time against the Skins! The Bronco's would probably still loose, but they would do better!
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  18. RubberDown

    RubberDown Long timer

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  19. Komet

    Komet The Voice of Reason

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    Ya don't like football, golf or NASCAR? What's your dress size?:evil
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  20. fish

    fish Banned

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    Jeebus...what a fucking whiner. Don't like football? Don't watch it. Don't talk about it. Don't post about it. But above all, don't fucking snivel about it. :rolleyes

    You don't see people casing on you because of your gay vespa habit, do you?


    Sept. 7th season opener against Da Bears at the Stick.



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