Attention all you FFrs. This is my silly ride report. My writing is usually TL;DR... see the previous Death Valley report in my sig. I'm writing this one while on the road, so I won't blab as much. Backstory: NSFW puts on a Noobs of March rally in Death Valley every year. I'm not a noob, but the rally is intetnded to get us non-noobs to hook up with a bunch of noobs and help them get dirty. My home is Bellingham, WA, and I'm going through SF, CA on the way down to hook up with my favorite ADV lurker fhammond, so I can mock his Multistrada and argue with him about where to stop for lunch. This is my story. Enjoy!