Notes to self: 1. When siphoning gas out of a lawn mower to put my four-wheeler, take my mouth off the hose before the gas gets there. (I was 13 and burped the taste of gasoline for 48 hours) 2. When taking the transmission of my truck, put something underneath to catch it other than your testicles. (Watched my dad do that one) 3. General rule: Don't wear cut-off T-shirts when working on cars; even if it is 90* in the garage. (Bolted in sheet metal to repair rotted floorboards. Cutting off bolts with a Dremel can make them red hot and drop into your shirt. I have the scar to prove it.) 4. Don't wear hooded sweatshirt with strings while using an industrial size LeBlond lathe. After watching my strings bounce off the chuck, I had to go sit down trembling. If you don't understand this look up pictures of people getting caught up in lathes.... 5. Don't have bottle rocket fights without a shirt on. 6. If you are on your motorcycle and see a woman on a cell phone, drive away from her!