NY Metro Dirt Tag-O-Rama

Discussion in 'Northeast - Greater Flugistan and home of the carp' started by docgonzo, Nov 29, 2008.

  1. docgonzo

    docgonzo Old Gadfly

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    Very neat tag and new mascot, Haystack! And the cabin was very interesting. Neat fireplace. With a little cleaning up, could be a clubhouse for us!

    Bebo in his/her natural habitat;
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    The assistant's tag shot:
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    The bonus shot:
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  2. wpbarlow

    wpbarlow Long timer

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    New tag.

    Peaceful place on the road this building is on.
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    Plenty of Quiet Acres in the area.

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  3. Jezza

    Jezza A British Invasion

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    Watch out guys I think I just spotted RedPower going for the Metro dirt tag :lol3

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  4. docgonzo

    docgonzo Old Gadfly

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    It's all about the tires.... But I'd like to see the fellow take on a log or a water crossing! :rofl
  5. haystack

    haystack Just ride

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    Commander, Aren't you supposed to post a picture of your bike at the grab?
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    wpbarlow Long timer

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    Aren't you supposed to pay attention to the pictures ? :lol3

    See post 4926.
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    kenny61 TBI survivor and damn proud of it

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    Boatman Membership has it's privileges ;-)

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    Go north young man!! Still plenty of mileage left in the 160 radius!!
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    kenny61 TBI survivor and damn proud of it

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    Nice! :clap:clap
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    kenny61 TBI survivor and damn proud of it

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    kenny61 TBI survivor and damn proud of it

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    Another hour or so...
  14. kenny61

    kenny61 TBI survivor and damn proud of it

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    So I woke up this morning and decided to take my daughter tagging.

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    But realized it was a school day so I called V8 instead and made plans for a full day of riding

    I headed over to Garrison and grabbed the dino

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    and headed over to the Fife and Drum in Kent, CT to meet V8 for lunch. Dino's are cold blooded and this guy was pretty lethargic due to teh cool weather

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    I put him over on another table near a heat duct to get his blood pumping and when I returned I discovered he had made a new friend

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    The new guy was flakey as hell. Introducing himself as Ken but gunther and I decided this TOR was only big enough for one Ken so we quickly came up with a nick name ..Metrosexual special agent 0061. When he excused himself to go to the bathroom we quickly packed up dino and left 0061 with the bill, or so we thought..

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    It seems 0061 secreted himself on V8's bike. the four of us rode off with the waiter running after us with the bill. If he's reading this we're very sorry we really thought 0061 was gonna pay...

    With intents of running dino upto Haystack Mountain we headed North East only to discover the gates were closed:cry We continued on exploring Barry Hill road and was going to drop dino therebut he wanted nothing to do with that road for some reason so we pressed on trying to find a spot he would be happy in...


    Until....




    My old rusty piece of crap Honda died:eek1


    A group effort was undertaken and it was determined the old girl drank all her oil

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    Fuck in the middle of nowhere and no oil what could we do? Before Gunther or I could do anything 0061 picked up a rock

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    and killed poor dino:eek1

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    he then proceeds to squeeze every last drop of oil out of the poor fellow

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    V8 and I stood by in horror not believing our eyes. shocked and paralyzed with fear we were unable top do anything but stand and watch in horror as 0061 humped the shit out of poor dinos oil drained corpse

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    When we were finally able to react we pulled 0061 off dino but there was nothing we could do. We called the cops but they refused to help saying they did not investigate dinocides, we begegd and begged but they explained it was a metrocide and that just because you wore a pink bow tie it didnt make it a homo :cry


    Distraught we took 0061 stuffed him in a box and wedged him into the crotch of a downed tree since he seemed to like being in teh crotch of downed dead things...

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  15. kenny61

    kenny61 TBI survivor and damn proud of it

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    Find this intersection

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    one road is dirt one is paved choose the right one and head down it

    eventually you will come to a downed tree partially blocking the road, I shouldn't still be standing behind it giving doc the bird but you never know.

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    In case I'm not there here is a less blurry shot that V8 didn't take

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    go to tree and you will see this, there will be no orange arrow:deal

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    the arrow is pointing to a piece of bark under the bark is

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    good luck and happy tagging
  16. kenny61

    kenny61 TBI survivor and damn proud of it

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    looking from the "drop" back to the bikes which have not been moved in any of the shots

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    There was ice but nothing impassable or dangerous. I did it with a bald knobby and V8 had scorpions
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  18. docgonzo

    docgonzo Old Gadfly

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    Definitely Awesome!

    Grown men playing with Barbie dolls and Ken dolls (16 dollars for that last mascot?) Definitely comfortable with their feminine side....

    Where did you get that doll, Ken?
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    Looks like we've taken this game to a new "level"..... (maybe 5th grade?):rofl
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  19. Boatman

    Boatman Membership has it's privileges ;-)

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    How do you happen to know how much the mascot cost??? :huh


    And what do you have against gay people???
  20. docgonzo

    docgonzo Old Gadfly

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    Amazon.com..... unless he stole it, like some other mascots we know...:evil

    Told the wife about how you guys keep trying to wreck the game. She thought it was hysterical that Ken would place a Ken doll. And she always thought my little duckies were rediculous. At least one person in my family has a brain!

    Hopefully, this is all in fun. Otherwise, it's pretty sad. :cry:cry