Oh its great to be an Aussie

Discussion in 'New Zealand' started by slowbike smallpenis, Jul 24, 2011.

  1. slowbike smallpenis

    slowbike smallpenis Tester of Tooheys Old

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    Le Tour ....

    Laguna ....

    Netball ......

    Have at it you poor cousins, give it ya best shot :loaded
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  2. Oscar

    Oscar Curmudgeon

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    Drug sport...

    Whiner...

    Girls sport...

    Come back after the Rugby.
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  3. Oscar

    Oscar Curmudgeon

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    Ohh - I forgot - I'll bet you'd give it all up to rid yourself of that Ginga PM:lol3:lol3:lol3:lol3
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  4. slowbike smallpenis

    slowbike smallpenis Tester of Tooheys Old

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    She's Welsh
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  5. Oscar

    Oscar Curmudgeon

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    She may be Welsh, but you're stuck with her:evil
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  6. Ducatijim

    Ducatijim Hopeless Poseuer!

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    Now I'm really bothered Oscar, I find myself agreeing with you :clap
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  7. NordieBoy

    NordieBoy Armature speller

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    You've all got small dicks and slow bikes...
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  8. Russ

    Russ . Super Moderator

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    You say that like its a bad thing:D
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  9. Oscar

    Oscar Curmudgeon

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    That's not fair - I know some big dicks that are Aussie.
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  10. ztaj

    ztaj jatz

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    Awww come on Nordie, I'm sure a man with your rapier sharp witt and exceptional command of the english language can do better than that :evil

    @Smallbikeslowpenis.... I'm really going to enjoy pulling onto the side of the road and taking a dump when I come over to your piece of the world :D
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  11. Underground

    Underground unbefuckingbelievable

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    Nooo!! Dont do it, the ants will run up your turd and bite you on the arse (Aussies are like that you know)
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  12. slowbike smallpenis

    slowbike smallpenis Tester of Tooheys Old

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    Awwwwwww didums, Be just like your little piece of home hey bro.

    A home away from home :loaded
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  13. NordieBoy

    NordieBoy Armature speller

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    We're not allowed to take a dump over here.


    No waddling off into the bushes on the side of the road if you get caught short here...
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  14. Oscar

    Oscar Curmudgeon

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    Straight to the lowest common denominator:lol3
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  15. Two Moto Kiwis

    Two Moto Kiwis Homeless Somewhere

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    Actually some kiwi guys were pickin on ozzie fellas the other day saying that you didn't have the brains of a fly and I stuck up for ya and said that ya did.

    Got ya back covered mate :D
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  16. Padmei

    Padmei enamoured

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    Just got back from your homeland tonite - a few observations

    For the first couple of days the place seemed to be full of beautifuls young women - after a few days all i could see were the ugly fat loud ones (any resemblance to you guys is totally intentional:D)

    Aussie seemed like a pretty multicultural place - all i saw on telly were blond shiny people

    All your birds were laughing at me when I walked outside - i started feeling quite sad after a while.

    Your sports programmes -channel1-3 ASL, Rugby, League all day every day.
    Your sports chat shows- fat old guys with mos reliving their glory days

    Shitloads of Utes everywhere

    Really surprised how much of kiwi content was on the telly( a lot!)

    Pretty bloody friendly people actually.

    A couple of questuions tho...
    Are those clear covers over the no. plates on cars for speed cameras? If so aren't they illegal?

    Another one that I can't remember but I'll be back...
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  17. NordieBoy

    NordieBoy Armature speller

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    It's the beard.

    You didn't get pinged for speeding when you got back did you?
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  18. Padmei

    Padmei enamoured

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    Guess who got checked for explosives out of all the flights in the airport?:D
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  19. Two Moto Kiwis

    Two Moto Kiwis Homeless Somewhere

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    Osama Bin Padmei ..... your secret is out :rofl
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  20. NordieBoy

    NordieBoy Armature speller

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    As Allah is my witness, I did not crash that motorbike...

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