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Discussion in 'New Zealand' started by slowbike smallpenis, Jul 24, 2011.
Le Tour ....
Have at it you poor cousins, give it ya best shot
Come back after the Rugby.
Ohh - I forgot - I'll bet you'd give it all up to rid yourself of that Ginga PM
She may be Welsh, but you're stuck with her
Now I'm really bothered Oscar, I find myself agreeing with you
You've all got small dicks and slow bikes...
You say that like its a bad thing
That's not fair - I know some big dicks that are Aussie.
Awww come on Nordie, I'm sure a man with your rapier sharp witt and exceptional command of the english language can do better than that
@Smallbikeslowpenis.... I'm really going to enjoy pulling onto the side of the road and taking a dump when I come over to your piece of the world
Nooo!! Dont do it, the ants will run up your turd and bite you on the arse (Aussies are like that you know)
Awwwwwww didums, Be just like your little piece of home hey bro.
A home away from home
We're not allowed to take a dump over here.
No waddling off into the bushes on the side of the road if you get caught short here...
Straight to the lowest common denominator
Actually some kiwi guys were pickin on ozzie fellas the other day saying that you didn't have the brains of a fly and I stuck up for ya and said that ya did.
Got ya back covered mate
Just got back from your homeland tonite - a few observations
For the first couple of days the place seemed to be full of beautifuls young women - after a few days all i could see were the ugly fat loud ones (any resemblance to you guys is totally intentional)
Aussie seemed like a pretty multicultural place - all i saw on telly were blond shiny people
All your birds were laughing at me when I walked outside - i started feeling quite sad after a while.
Your sports programmes -channel1-3 ASL, Rugby, League all day every day.
Your sports chat shows- fat old guys with mos reliving their glory days
Shitloads of Utes everywhere
Really surprised how much of kiwi content was on the telly( a lot!)
Pretty bloody friendly people actually.
A couple of questuions tho...
Are those clear covers over the no. plates on cars for speed cameras? If so aren't they illegal?
Another one that I can't remember but I'll be back...
It's the beard.
You didn't get pinged for speeding when you got back did you?
Guess who got checked for explosives out of all the flights in the airport?
Osama Bin Padmei ..... your secret is out
As Allah is my witness, I did not crash that motorbike...