oh!!! the pain of aggravating the golf gods

Discussion in 'Sports' started by freaking RT, Sep 25, 2004.

  1. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    snap hook off of #14, took an unplayable, a little 6 iron under a tree, bad bounce, down in a ditch, another unplayable, a nasty drop, fuck, fuck, fuck!!!! :bluduh

    A game that has 18 freaking gods. and right now the bitch at 14 has my fucking number!! it's not pretty. that's a birdie hole, dammit. :bluduh

    this years club championship is not looking pretty. :bash :bash :bash

    on a good note, I will be attending service at Our Ladies of the 18 promptly at 8:36 in the morning. May the gods be fair and understanding of today's sacrifice. :nod

    should they not, the god of the keg will drown our sorrows after service. and he demands attendance.

    amen
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  2. ridetwistyroads

    ridetwistyroads tailwind please

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    I kind of felt like I went to church :lurk
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  3. imploded

    imploded Corporate Whore

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    seriously, are you high?
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  4. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    no just pissed on by the golf gods. :D

    here's some more examples of the round. 295 yard, slightly up hill, par 4. it's guarded by two big bunkers at the green. busted a great drive, the ball caught the upper lip of the left bunker and ended up with a nasty lie.

    another par 4, this one is 430 yards, busted another drive and ended up against the lip of another sand trap. had to go out sideways :bluduh

    need to get my head outta of my ass and shoot a low number today. :nod

    and may the beer god have it cold :D
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  5. Team Dennis

    Team Dennis Certified Troublemaker

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    Tighten the grip, open the stance and good luck. :thumb
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  6. VespaFitz

    VespaFitz No-good-son-of-a-bitch

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    You should quit playing that stupid game.
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  7. Rider

    Rider Moderator Emeritus Super Moderator

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    If there has ever been empirical proof there is no God, golf should qualify.
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  8. AnnieGS

    AnnieGS Namasté, bitches!

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    Golf's fer twats.
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  9. Rider

    Rider Moderator Emeritus Super Moderator

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    Did you mean "twits"? :huh
    I know what twats are for.
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  10. AnnieGS

    AnnieGS Namasté, bitches!

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    The figurative 'twat,' my friend.
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  11. Rider

    Rider Moderator Emeritus Super Moderator

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    Ahhhhhhh, figurative twats. Simply delicious. Figuratively speaking, of course. :yum
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  12. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    oh well, there will be next year.

    I see we have another (Annie) that can't play the game.
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  13. AnnieGS

    AnnieGS Namasté, bitches!

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    Not "can't," as I've never tried.
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  14. Pally McGee

    Pally McGee Eater of Sandwich

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    Are noobs allowed to use this phrase? :huh
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  15. VespaFitz

    VespaFitz No-good-son-of-a-bitch

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    You'd look good in the pants, Annie.

    [​IMG]

    Mmm...baggy.
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  16. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    so where do you get your opinion on the game? :D
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  17. Ray of Sunshine

    Ray of Sunshine Meat Donut 2 Some

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    Let me see if I have this straight. FreakinRT has a motorcycle, which he can ride on Sunday morning. Yet he goes out and wastes time playing a game called "golf"?
    Dude, you have your depends years ahead of you. Ride now, before that trike is the only way you can get in the wind.
    Golf is for mixed race American-Thais and people from Fiji. Real Americans ride on Sunday.
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  18. Meathead

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    Sure you do. Ever actually WITNESSED it? :lol3
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  19. AnnieGS

    AnnieGS Namasté, bitches!

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    ...and plaid! Actually, I'm going for the tam o'shanter hat thing.



    I'm smart enough not to hit a ball 300 yards only to chase it down myself. :rofl
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  20. VespaFitz

    VespaFitz No-good-son-of-a-bitch

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    Listening to dorks like you prattle on endlessly about it at the coffee machine?
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