Olympic Slips of The Tongue

Discussion in 'Sports' started by Pally McGee, Sep 9, 2004.

  1. Pally McGee

    Pally McGee Eater of Sandwich

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    It's raining. I'm blue. A few funnies for a dreary day:

    Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
    during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

    1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

    2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

    3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

    4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

    5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

    6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

    7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

    8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
    9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

    :lol3 :lol3 :lol3

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  2. Stinez

    Stinez Rhymes with Heinz :D

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    Just a FYI
    We try to cover the events of the day on the day of the event. (Or as close as possible)

    As an example.............Like this.

    :thumb
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  3. German Trick

    German Trick Long timer

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    R.I.P. Rick James. :cry
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  4. Caribou Aqua Buddha

    Caribou Aqua Buddha Long timer

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    :lol3
    I must have missed that the first time. Anyway no sweat, some people post the same post, 5 times on the same page. :huh
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  5. Pally McGee

    Pally McGee Eater of Sandwich

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    I suck :(:
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  6. mutineer

    mutineer pierpont lives

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    has anyone seen the clip of the candidates singing "This Land"?
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  7. JohnTM

    JohnTM I suck toes

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    Really? You got a purdy mouth, boy.....



    :poser
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  8. Twilight Error

    Twilight Error Going nowhere slowly

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    Rick James is dead?!?!?!?

    Thank God we've still got Jerry Garcia.

    :cry :cry
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