Pee Leak, and other stuff to gripe about

Discussion in 'The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan' started by Buzztail, May 2, 2012.

  1. Buzztail

    Buzztail NMBBMFBK

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    Post 'em all here... Pee Leak, motorcycle thieves, people that don't get outta the way when you're beepin' for awhile, GCS FF's that refuse to be found, 15 minutes, raw chicken and the way it changes you...

    Get it all out. Why shouldn't the sandbox have our own head explody thread? Well now we do:nod
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  2. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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    I hate it when you're dropping a deuce, you wipe... realize there's still some more coming, and you have to wipe again. :becca
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  3. newcastleadam

    newcastleadam Artful Tagger

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    You've got a pee leak problem? Explains why you're always selling your stuff :D
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  4. Buzztail

    Buzztail NMBBMFBK

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    And why is there NEVER any paper next to the urinals?
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  6. clark-kentski

    clark-kentski PartiallyBionic

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    and by this time your in the checkout line,happens way to often :huh
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  7. clark-kentski

    clark-kentski PartiallyBionic

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    Pee Leak, and other stuff to gripe about ....Charter contributor :clap
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  8. Buzztail

    Buzztail NMBBMFBK

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    :rofl:rofl
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  9. Scribe

    Scribe £Bob£

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    I hate it when pee leak threads get all infested with chuckleheads.
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  10. ineptizoid

    ineptizoid I'm scared hold me

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    I hate it when Pee Leak tells me to hold the rope

    This thread is a stellar idea, BTW
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  11. ElusivePedro

    ElusivePedro Layin' Low

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    Okay - screw it. (And thanks Buzz - like Tony said - perfecto!)

    Annnnnyway, here I am, and it is time for "Your Local on the 8s" - so I just switched over to TWC on the TV and some stupid weather "movie" is on. FU weather channel. I have movie channels. Same thing has happened to all the other media "outlets" too - over time. Used ta be, you could go to CNN and get news.

    Now? Freaking personality desks and bully pulpits. Fox versus the rest of the world - YAWN - go away all you idy-jots. Politics suck.

    I wanna see news, not opinions.

    Love Nascar - hate that old bastid boggity boogity boogity jackass. Screw you Darrel Waltrip - retire already. Love SCCA and road racing - why the british commentators?

    Speaking of which - whats with all the brit and Auzzie stuff voice stuff on the tube anyway. TIRED, not WIRED.

    I hate the GD pharmecuitical companies every night on prime news. I don't want to know about any of that crap. I can google it if my doctor tables the subject.

    I hate that this fucking forum doesn't spell check for me.

    I have never liked my hair - or whats now left of it. At my age tho - I dont give a chit.

    I hate the word hate - how's that? If it matters, I prefer dislike. But hate is so easy to use. Easy to say, easy to spell.









    How was that, Buzz? Something along what you were proposing with this? :lol3
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  12. Buzztail

    Buzztail NMBBMFBK

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    Pete, Good job! I give it an 8

    too many spelling errors :lol3
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  13. ineptizoid

    ineptizoid I'm scared hold me

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    I give it 4/10...no use of twatwaffle, cockholster, asshat, dickweed, fuktard, or any other time-honored ADV Offensive Insult Words.:lol3

    Keep trying:thumb
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  14. RSOJIM

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    I just learned a couple new words, thanks guys, now to hatch a plan so they can be used just at the right moment.
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  15. r_bin

    r_bin Been here awhile

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  16. Hatch

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    so a couple weeks ago my twatwaffle girlfriend quit answering texts and phone calls and changed her fb status to single. I have kinda seen it coming so I changed my status likewise. then out of the blue she sends me a message asking if we were together anymore and I replied "good question." an hour later, the cockholster changes her status to "in a relationhip with Asshat Dickweed. This led me to wondering how long she had really been bangin this fuktard...

    her loss:freaky
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  17. ineptizoid

    ineptizoid I'm scared hold me

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    10/10

    That's how ya do it:clap
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  18. ineptizoid

    ineptizoid I'm scared hold me

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    Glad to be of service, sir!:nod
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  19. ElusivePedro

    ElusivePedro Layin' Low

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    Absolutely!!!! Way good!

    I gotta lotta learn!!! :clap:clap
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  20. ElusivePedro

    ElusivePedro Layin' Low

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    s'matter of fact - ill need tony (or me - if i am feeling lively enough) to copy and paste all that low-brow minutia i wrote and infuse it with twatwaffel adjectives. I might try in a few days. Just wanted to get the dog outta the gate! :-)
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