Pee Leak, and other stuff to gripe about

Discussion in 'The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan' started by Buzztail, May 2, 2012.

  1. ineptizoid

    ineptizoid I'm scared hold me

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    Well I'm not a man of means to do either! So I gots ta ride a KLR and drink Natty Light (but not even regularly, only when I find it on sale)...so ya see, things could be a lot worse for you.:D
  2. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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    I hate it when people get their "pannies" in a wad. :evil BTW... vagisil will cure the itch
  3. ineptizoid

    ineptizoid I'm scared hold me

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    Yeah well I can't get my pannies in a wad because I ain't got 2 pannies to rub together

    'Bout time you returned that golden-egg-layin goose you stoled:ddog
  4. Chicken Helmet

    Chicken Helmet I'm A Stumper™

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    I'd bring ya a splash of "the good life" to BQF iffin you were to attend.
  5. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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    That bum goose I stole was useless. Wouldn't lay any eggs! :bluduh

    We ate it for Crimmus dinner! :dg
  6. Buzztail

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    He didn't tell you that in order to get it to lay golden eggs you had to give it single malt:ear
  7. ineptizoid

    ineptizoid I'm scared hold me

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    Ain't got no money for gas to get over there:dunno

    That 6.1-gal. tank on the KLR doesn't do ya any good if ya can't even afford to fill it up:cry

    Well, that was a secret

    'Til now

    :buzz
  8. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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    Fuuuuuuck! :baldy

    You mean I could've <strike>retarded</strike> retired by now if I'd given that goose some single malt? :becca
  9. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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  10. Hatch

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    Hatch PAR OG

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  12. ineptizoid

    ineptizoid I'm scared hold me

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    Hey are those Kewesekis? They're so Kewl!:augie
  13. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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    :d
  14. Mini Trail

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    Happy bday, Brian West, and many more.

    We've ridden some fun miles together. I doubt i've ever laughed in my helmet so hard as when i followed you drafting a semi close-quarters on US90 at 65mph just to get out of the cold

    Best to you and Rita and Daughter West


    MRP
  16. Buzztail

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    YES, Happy birfday Sir!
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    Vico1 The Maestro

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    Pretty soon Im gonna have to "Certify" you guys as Oldtimers....

    just a warning...
  18. Chicken Helmet

    Chicken Helmet I'm A Stumper™

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    Are those pics work safe? I sent them to my owner to ask but haven't heard back yet.
  19. Hatch

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    that is one of the most amazing ride reports on adv.


    my old history teacher was a misanthrope, this was his birthday song to us when we had birthdays and i've been using it ever since:

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  20. Mini Trail

    Mini Trail n°°b

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    Thanks you should join me on an adventure some time. I promise to do something else dumb or at least set a bike on fire again.


    He can thank me later.

    Well that's interesting. You could personalize it. "Every commercial is for Tax Services, on you birthday".