Pimp my Ruckus

Discussion in 'Battle Scooters' started by ilmostro, Sep 17, 2005.

  1. Queen

    Queen Long timer

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    Nah, I've met Dan, he's my squeeze! :crash I'd have recognized him anywhere. :rabia
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  2. Rider

    Rider Moderator Emeritus Super Moderator

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    Shuddup or I'll sit on you and crush your pelvis. :fitz
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  3. Rider

    Rider Moderator Emeritus Super Moderator

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    Just don't squeeze me too hard, honey. I've got gas tonight. :bmwrider
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  4. RandomGS

    RandomGS Long timer

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    Originally Posted by VespaFitz
    It occurs to me that if you ever wear out a tire, you could use the one from your big gay toolbox.


    :lol3 :rofl
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  5. ilmostro

    ilmostro Under Da Sea

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    I'm trying to decide which style of spinner to go with.


    Neon is for old farts like Garlic Dog. :razor
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  6. Chorus

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    So ridest thou triumphing in my woe.
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  7. Marc

    Marc Just sayin...

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    May I suggest this lovely piece:

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    *bling*
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  8. Marc

    Marc Just sayin...

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    ...and this exquisite timepiece to show the entire 'hood you're the real Mack Daddy Pimp:

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    fo shizzle
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  9. Marc

    Marc Just sayin...

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    ...and a few accessories to round out the entire look:

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  10. gaspipe

    gaspipe Wandering Soul Super Moderator

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    Are those DOT/SNELL certified? :thumb
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  11. Marc

    Marc Just sayin...

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    Last thing you need: a phat t-shirt:

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    This'll do ya! :thumb
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  12. ilmostro

    ilmostro Under Da Sea

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    do what? :scratch


    I gots my crunk chain already Marc :freaky

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  13. Rider

    Rider Moderator Emeritus Super Moderator

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    Oh! A Crunk Chain! That looks positively fabulous! Can I purchase one somewhere to show how hip and happening I am? :ear
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  14. CA Stu

    CA Stu Steer with your face! Super Moderator

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    Ahem.
    205ing me from the Toofus thread.
    And if you have any kind of SCOOTER, you need therapy / a transplant/ a kick in the slats/ all of the above.

    Thanks
    CA Stu <--has 30 pack, not afraid.
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  15. ilmostro

    ilmostro Under Da Sea

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    If you promise to wear it, I'll buy it for you :deal
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  16. CA Stu

    CA Stu Steer with your face! Super Moderator

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    Give me rights to "Asshat Bonanza", I give you this: "Top BAN-ana".

    Your biggest non-gay, non-stalker, non-drinking all your booze and/or begging to be mod, totally normal fan:

    CA Stu
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  17. Photog

    Photog Charismatic Megafauna Administrator

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    This one would make a FINE addition to the next ADVscooter gathering.

    :wave Hey Linzi and 'Mostro!
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  18. Rider

    Rider Moderator Emeritus Super Moderator

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    Jeebus, that's refreshing.
    How many non-gay, non-stalking, non-drinking all your booze and/or begging to be mod, totally normal fans do I run into here? :huh

    The rights to Asshat Bonanza<sub>tm</sub>are now officially yours. I'll have my people contact your people.
    :pope
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  19. Rider

    Rider Moderator Emeritus Super Moderator

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    OMFG ... :poser :poser :poser
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  20. CA Stu

    CA Stu Steer with your face! Super Moderator

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    Thanks!

    CA Stu

    PS I don't have any people :uhoh

    PPS Except Senor 30-pack... :deal
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