Pure Sex, or... Renazco Strikes Again!

Discussion in 'Thumpers' started by creeper, Apr 7, 2005.

  1. creeper

    creeper Still alive...

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    The faded blue and orange shar pei dog of a Renazco seat, that has served me so well... is gone. :2cry

    Wave bye. :wave

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    Much like a large breasted Catholic school girl, I have succumbed to the ravages of peer pressure, verbal abuse and my desire for... sex.

    Renazco Racing presents...SEX!

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    A new shape! A little lower, with a shape much like a stocker... but with a surprise! What you can't see, because the suede hasn't stretched a bit, is a bucket of sorts, about 2/3rds back, that cups and caresses your tender tushie. I loves me James I do. :smooch
    My feetzies are almost flat on the ground, again!!!

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    And a cool felt lined pouch to... I'll find something to put in that soft felt lined pouch, I will. :evil

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    Plenty of room for stuff and things... ah, relatively flat stuff and things.

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    And a complete surprise!!! James has a very twisted sense of humor. :tb

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    Thanks James... I thought my blue and orange seat was a real looker when it was all new and virginal... This black beauty however, has never been a virgin... just nothin' but raw sex since I opened the box.

    Ride report to follow... eventually.
    Chris
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  2. squid vicious

    squid vicious weak sauce

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    Shouldn't there be a "NWS" warning on this thread?:freaky
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  3. Rad

    Rad Done riding

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    Daymn, that seat looks so soft, kinda make ya wanna ride around on it nekid :lol3

    Well done, James :thumb
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  4. creeper

    creeper Still alive...

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    You been watchin' me Radical? :eek1
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  5. Jinx

    Jinx Call me Renzo

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    More like NWA
    I can't wait to see the 22" spinners. :brow :D
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  6. creeper

    creeper Still alive...

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    Ya know Jinxy... I bet James could put your swell black cat logo on a seat. :evil ... I betcha. :lol3
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  7. Jinx

    Jinx Call me Renzo

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    I might have to give him a chance. All kidding aside, that is a good looking, well shaped seat on that KTM, and the Touratech one on my Dakar is shaped to elicit either confessions or celibacy, I haven't decided which. :patch
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  8. creeper

    creeper Still alive...

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    James is one of the most stand-up guys I know... and if you could see and feel this seat in person, you'd be shippin' yours off tomorrow. :nod
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  9. GODSPEED

    GODSPEED finger lickin' good

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    Nice, very nice! :thumb What's that writing on the top mean? :wink:
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  10. Jinx

    Jinx Call me Renzo

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    Thanks for the heads-up, mate. :thumb

    Now about the two devils sitting on my opposite shoulders:

    Devil # 1 "Buy Guzzi Parts, Buy Guzzi Parts, Buy Guzzi Parts...Bonneville is coming and you are way behind"

    Devil # 2 "They run Bonneville every year, and your ass is spending all it's time on a sado-masochistic seat manufactured by bitter, resentful Germans. Imagine how much more work you could get done in the shop with a happy ass. A cheerful ass. An Ass that says "no task too small, no budget too large". And what if you continue to ignore your ass and it locks up just as you enter the timed mile? Have you thought about that? I didn't think so."

    Well, it doesn't hurt to ask :evil
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  11. meat popsicle

    meat popsicle Ignostic

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    Very nice seat creeper! I have to say that the old pimpin seat was distracting from your new look. Now your bike really looks like midnight between the thighs of a very slutty rich chick :evil

    I notice you went with less of a slope fill or more of a slope this time, any reason why?

    The rallye pocket is for your event registration - its flat. You can put your licence and registration there for easy access. "Take them outa the pocket sir."
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  12. Surly

    Surly surly adventurer

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    This all sounds really cool!
    I am tired of sliding forward and I have enough trouble gettin off...I mean dismounting without falling over due to the stock height
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  13. dagwood

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    :tb ....You sir Suck :flip

    Now who do I contact about that Hit?
    Popsicle, Godspeed? wanta make points with Lc4 E' LaFamilia?
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  14. dagwood

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    I can't but help but notice your missing a mirror. WTF? :scratch

































    :lol3
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  15. meat popsicle

    meat popsicle Ignostic

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    ooooo, a power grab! i am pretty sure creeper was "made" - so that makes him untouchable - remember Joe Pesci's fate... :nod
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  16. dagwood

    dagwood Banned

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    Pffftt, you've already made yer bed. you are dead to me :rolleyes
    Don't be so quik to judge the power of Lc4E' La Familia. :amazon
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  17. matey peeps

    matey peeps Bead Buddy

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    Hiya Creep! :wave

    New seat's looking good! I especially like the stickers! :super
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  18. Beez

    Beez Given to fly

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    Great looking seat! Man, I'm jealous of you guys with the Bojangles seat, they look so comfy. But I have a question.

    How do those suede seats clean up?
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  19. Renazco

    Renazco Formerly AKA Boejangles

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    Johnson's baby shampoo and wash it like a dog, once it dries you can brush stroke it lightly with a soft BRASS wire brush, it helps keep it's original appearance.
    In fact I should be putting soft brass brushes in a maintenace kit for suede groupies.

    Btw, anybody who wants the LC4 MAFIA embroidery must provide proof of Mademanship, Creeper submitted his proof just before he had a hit put on him for riding around on that rainbow seat.
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  20. meat popsicle

    meat popsicle Ignostic

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    i was lying in it until i got up to go to work... :cry
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