Riding technique

Discussion in 'Australia' started by southern cross, Nov 5, 2012.

  1. Dr AT

    Dr AT Long timer

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    do you honestly believe the perfect line guys would understand the humour of this thread? Anyone wanting to can go visit perfect line, in the meantime this is the perfect place to come for a laugh. There are times when it's nice to have a laugh. Move it to off topic? Leave it where it is and we'll eventualy grow up and move on to something else to prattle on about? Stop making sensible suggetsions and it'll move on by itself?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=No_vqA2A3KY&feature=related
    Btw
  2. Oldfatbeerman

    Oldfatbeerman Enroute to a PUB

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    A not so new discovery .





    If I fart while riding my bike , no one but me knows , how good is that ?









    There is a reason for everyone to ride ! :lol3
  3. itsgunnahurt

    itsgunnahurt Gravity Enhanced!

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    If you fart while riding your bike and no one knows it but you, did you really fart?

    Very deep...
  4. Dr AT

    Dr AT Long timer

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    I take it you don't ride with a pillion?
  5. tHEtREV

    tHEtREV Captain Awesome... tEAM iDIOT.

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    Not after his last bout of flatulence while carrying someone...
  6. Knackers

    Knackers Polishing Turds

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    Its like farting when you are diving with a wetsuit. You feel this bubble moving up your back tickling your back hairs. Then it miraculously disappears.

    Until you pull your hood off, maybe hours later (on hooka) and find out is has been travelling with you all along, getting juicy with urine (mmmm..... warm).
  7. Oldfatbeerman

    Oldfatbeerman Enroute to a PUB

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    Or like pissing in a wetsuit , no one else can tell but it makes you feel warm inside :lol3 .
  8. itsgunnahurt

    itsgunnahurt Gravity Enhanced!

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    Then you've never dived in dry suit... all that fresh seal goodness! And don't get me started on shoulder entry suits... these guys need someone to unzip it for them... caring and sharing... NOT!
  9. Uncle Crumpet

    Uncle Crumpet Been here awhile

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    I've always enjoyed sneaking off a blind mullet at the back of the break, having all those nearby wondering why that guy is just floating there in one place? Funny how if a thread goes long enough it will always end up in toilet humour? A much more interesting question then COG IMO?
  10. Russ

    Russ Let's ride Super Moderator

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    There are only 2 kinds of divers....:deal

    Those that piss in their wetsuits, and those that lie that they don't.
  11. itsgunnahurt

    itsgunnahurt Gravity Enhanced!

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    don't believe no one will know.. especially if you're on a charter boat... guess where that piss ends up when you get back on board... :puke1
  12. Rucksta

    Rucksta SS Blowhard

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    Not for a second but it would be fun to watch them try to deal with it.
  13. eepeqez

    eepeqez Long timer

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    Do not go fishing while standing on your footpegs.
    When swapping seats with your pillion, be sure to crawl over/under each other...