RIP Philip Rivers

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  1. Mr. Ray

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    Following the well deserved playoff loss to the Broncos on Sunday consummate douchebag Phiip Rivers flew into a stompy tantrum. Later that evening he allegedly took his own life using only a whalebone corset stay.

    He'll be missed by fans of mediocrity the world over.
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  2. shrineclown

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    :lol3 That is not nice....but :lol3

    Looking at that again, isn't that a pic of chad henne?
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  3. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto All out of care

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    Was he in the bar with Colston when Colston made a pass at that MMA champs girlfriend?
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  4. Beelzabob

    Beelzabob Meep Meep

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    His poor 6 kids.
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  5. koncha

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    My dog has won as many championships as Phillip Rivers. I am thinking about sending her to the pro bowl.
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    Doth thou speakest the truth? A whalebone corset stay???? Did he travel back to the year 1720 to commit this act ?
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  7. Schnickelfritz

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    RIP icon of mediocrity. Rivers wuz one.

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    Oh jeez. That was uncalled for. Some things can't be unseen. My eyes! My eyes!
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    Chad Pennington - Former Savior of the Jets and Dolphins.
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  10. Mr. Ray

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    The Point is a few miles away. I hope you're still hunting it.
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  11. DMZ

    DMZ Castor Bean Addict

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    So sad. :cry

    Maybe they can re-sign Ryan Leaf?

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  12. shrineclown

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    He has a good job with an arm of the Montana DMV. I don't think he is allowed work outside the facilities based on his current work agreement.
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  13. jocflier

    jocflier Dammit, that hurt...

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    I don't know, but Jim Harbaugh was doing a pretty good impression of P Rivers during the game..:lol3

    Just had to bring up Ryan Leaf didn't you..? Ouch..
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  14. Mr. Ray

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    He was a stompy mess for sure. Poor little dude. I bet his diapees were so soiled after all those tantrums.
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  15. Jonnylotto

    Jonnylotto All out of care

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    All those years of playing QB he had to hold it together. Now he finally gets to let it go and you armchair Mr. Etiquettes let him have it?

    :lol3
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  16. jocflier

    jocflier Dammit, that hurt...

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    I'm just saying...:lol3 Dungy he is not..:lol3
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