Ruck You a short story about a Mule burglar.

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  1. Mulekick

    Mulekick 2.7 on Fu Man Chu

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    As some of you know our favorite kilt wearing mod owns a the famous Big Ruck U.He was gracious enough to loan it to the Katrina effort.Team Redneck was the one charged with the storage task in his Fort Knox style shop.With the keys hid and the steering locked should be safe right?Thats where everybodys favorite bike thief comes into play....:evil

    With GPS set for Beast Feast and tie downs,ramps and crew(Weave and Coonass) packed into the truck we set off on this to case the joint.We arrive at the Redneck compound to find no activity at all.The place was dead.Perfect.I scrambled to work on the locks as Weave and Coonass set up the raps and look out for any signs of alerted passer-byes.I have the doors open and keys in the Ruck You in under 5 minutes flat....zing zang lets roll I yell!!!!Man these guys couldn't believe my criminal skills...."Wow I sure wouldn't want to be Mulekick when Team Redneck gets hold of his scrawny lil' ass'' is all I heard all the way home......

    :flip Team Redneck and his lame assed dogs......:freaky
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  2. Mulekick

    Mulekick 2.7 on Fu Man Chu

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    This story sux.....:lol3
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  3. Mulekick

    Mulekick 2.7 on Fu Man Chu

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    Ps-John I wore the key chain.....:evil


    I hope it was not the same one as your hat.....:lol3


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    Mulekick 2.7 on Fu Man Chu

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    Easy.......don't start causing me TROUBLE.......unless you pay well for service's of the lawn.......:norton
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    Mulekick 2.7 on Fu Man Chu

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    Ps-almost forgot.We tried to get a look at Britany Speerz house but wer'e turned back by Katrina.......Fuck Katrina(can we cuss in this forum)...???:dunno

    Weave is like a travel agent rolled up in a spleef......:poof i am gone being me......
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