Ruckus Rescue

Discussion in 'Battle Scooters' started by ilmostro, Aug 14, 2005.

  1. VespaFitz

    VespaFitz No-good-son-of-a-bitch

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    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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  2. Photog

    Photog Charismatic Megafauna Administrator

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    Strokers SC :lol3

    As in "strokin' the Pinasco"...."polishing the cylinder"...etc.
  3. Photog

    Photog Charismatic Megafauna Administrator

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    It just resonates, doesn't it? :evil
  4. ilmostro

    ilmostro Under Da Sea

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    Photog, I should really admonish you for hi-jacking my thread. I can't though because your post was soooo much better than mine :2cry

    Who's gonna make the old lady their avatar? Skewt? :ear
  5. ilmostro

    ilmostro Under Da Sea

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  6. Photog

    Photog Charismatic Megafauna Administrator

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    She's gonna need a LOT of batteries...or a long extension cord...for the Blue Ridge 500.
  7. DoctorIt

    DoctorIt vrooom!

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    Oh man, that granny is tooo good! You couldn't make up something that funny if you tried!!!

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  8. Curvy

    Curvy Lost Planet Airman

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    Is it just me or was your kidnapping pirate captain really handsome?
  9. ilmostro

    ilmostro Under Da Sea

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    Just you :razor
  10. DoctorIt

    DoctorIt vrooom!

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    It's just you.

    And I hear pirates don't really have time for dating.
  11. astro

    astro seek light

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    We did too, but you were closer. You win!
  12. Gummee!

    Gummee! That's MR. Toothless

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    Its a Skeksis!! (from the Dark Crystal) See the resemblance?
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  13. Photog

    Photog Charismatic Megafauna Administrator

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    I got in a bit of a pissing match this evening as a bunch of riceboy (their term, not mine) racers were trying to play with each other and I was "in their way". One was behind me trying to squeeze past me in my lane, one ahead of me., one on my left--I was boxed in and the doofus in front of me was so slow I was actually gaining on him as we pulled away from a light.

    Well, shit. I was doing 45 in a 45, just motoring home after an evening ride through the countryside with some good Zen going, but they were really killing the buzz with their crappy neon-lit cars. Screw it--I'm supposed to open it up from time to time during break-in. I wound past my usual shift point in 3rd...wwwwaaaaay past it, and dropped it into 4th right about the time it hit the pipe. Weeeeeeee!!!!! Then snaked between the front bumper of the guy on my left and the guy in front of me with about one thickness of Stella paint to spare

    (and that's thin)

    and kept accelerating...65...70...weeeeeeee!....leaving their tomato-canned exhaust accords and DelSol behind.

    :evil

    One of them chased me but I took a 90 degree right at WFO off the main road and zipped through a shortcut I knew. I saw the car nosedive and bobble to the right to try to follow, then straighten as he overshot.

    :evil

    :fitz :ricky

    The horror...your ass has just been whipped by 177cc's of outdated technology and tires that belong on a shopping cart.
  14. ilmostro

    ilmostro Under Da Sea

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    :clap

    You Scootligan you.
  15. Photog

    Photog Charismatic Megafauna Administrator

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    :flug

    Ordered anything from the Battlescooter store yet? :evil
  16. ilmostro

    ilmostro Under Da Sea

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    I got jdiaz working on a special Polini project for me as we speak :augie
  17. ilmostro

    ilmostro Under Da Sea

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    Ruckus pr0n :tb

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  18. Lobby

    Lobby Viel Spass, Vato!

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    You most definitely are my hero(ine)! :nod :clap

    If I was in the Carolina's, I'd volunteer to be your scooter groupie. I'd offer to wash your Stella, in exchange for you letting me tape record your words of wisdom. :lol2
  19. RoadMinge

    RoadMinge Long timer

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    Ruckus road test report please, Mrs Minge may be getting one as a gift from me to err me, pre and post mods information need
  20. ilmostro

    ilmostro Under Da Sea

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    How about a Vento Zip instead? :deal