S.A.D.D. "Scott & Alan's Daily Drivel"

Discussion in 'The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan' started by Jack Daniel, Oct 27, 2008.

  1. Jack Daniel

    Jack Daniel See Ya At The Swamp

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    Monday, Monday

    That's My Day :clap

    Hailey says to me this morning "I hate Mondays"

    And you know what

    I used to too :lol3

    But now that I'm unemployed

    Monday's Rock :drums

    To The Dump To The Dum To The Dump

    I went straight to The Swamp this morning after dropping Hailey off at the bus

    Jaydee and Sanjoh helped me yesterday

    And I discarded roughly 1500 pounds of CRAP from and including that old green shed in the background

    [​IMG]

    The sumbitch was filled with old PVC fittings and I had to convince the peeps at the dump that it was from my residence so there'd be no disposal fee

    WTF! :confused

    Anyway the reason for finally sheeeeeet canning the shed and its contents is

    I bought a hot tub for The Swamp :evil

    I've got my list of materials made up for the enclosure and I'm headed to Home DeeePot to pick it up

    And yes I will take pics :deal

    Nekid babes in Swamp Hot Tub Thread coming soon :shog

    :freaky
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  2. NoleDiver

    NoleDiver trees are hard

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    Think you could make a huge thing of gumbo in it?
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  3. Jack Daniel

    Jack Daniel See Ya At The Swamp

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    How'd you know that my nick name is Gumbo Jack? :dg

    Best Gumbo this side of NOLA :ilmostro

    In fact I'm not so sure mine's not mo'betta that what they sell out there

    I've got fish stock in the freezer at The Swamp

    Is me making Gumbo what it's gonna take to get you to ride this far south? :1drink

    I'm thinking a ten gallon pot will be plenty big

    If not, I'll have my 80 qt on stand-by :freaky
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  4. NoleDiver

    NoleDiver trees are hard

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    I could be persuaded to travel down that way for 10 gallons of gumbo.:D
    My leg is pretty well back together so as long as we are talking after hunting season I'm game.
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  5. rich_mc

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    Are we talking about a new hot tub or a used hot tub???

    If it's used, I wanna see pics of all former occupants before I eat gumbo out of the tub.....




    :lol3
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  6. Jack Daniel

    Jack Daniel See Ya At The Swamp

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    NOTHING new, excluding beer ever goes to The Swamp :freaky
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  7. Jack Daniel

    Jack Daniel See Ya At The Swamp

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    Those FFs set me on fire :kboom

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    Yet, it was better than painted nails :jive

    :fyyff

    :D
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  8. jaydee1445

    jaydee1445 Footpeg Crash Tester

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    I had to leave before it got to that point, it was getting to nasty to watch.:eek1

    You could get even by posting the pic of Amber in Jasons smug mug.:poser
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  9. Jack Daniel

    Jack Daniel See Ya At The Swamp

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    But there's so many goooooood ones :rofl

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    :rolleyes

    She Looks :huh Like Red Death

    :freaky
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  10. Jack Daniel

    Jack Daniel See Ya At The Swamp

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    Damn that grouper was good :yum

    I quit fryin' potatoes when I do grouper

    Here's my secret...

    Put a bag of Cape Cod chips on a cookie sheet in the oven for about ten minutes before you serve

    They beat the sheeeeeeeeet out'a sliced taters cooked in fish grease

    I'm thinkin' I only have one bag of saltwater fish left

    It's time to go out I suppose

    Topdog :wave

    When did you want to come down? :ear

    The kings are thick right now

    Smoked king mackerel is damn fine eats :dg

    And fun as sheeeeeet to catch

    The grouper will be inshore in about a month after the water gets a little cooler

    I can't wait

    I loves catchin' grouper :freaky
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  11. Jack Daniel

    Jack Daniel See Ya At The Swamp

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    Can you believe this sheeeeeeet?

    Rained out in the 6th

    They're saying that if the Rays had not scored their second run

    The whole series could have been called in favor of the Phillies

    What if the Rays had scored two?

    Do you suppose they would have stopped the game?

    And sent the series back to St. Pete and good playing conditions

    No Frickin' Way! :nah
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  12. Jack Daniel

    Jack Daniel See Ya At The Swamp

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    I lost the right lens out of my glasses on the way to bed last night

    It's frickin' here somewhere I'm tellin' ya

    I can't even read the paper

    It's here, right next to the bed

    But Where? :eek1

    Mother Trucker! :becca
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  13. bronc3

    bronc3 Lucky 13

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    The kings you can have, but the grouper you betta share.
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  14. Scribe

    Scribe £Bob£

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    What a bunch of drivel.:lol3
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  15. jaydee1445

    jaydee1445 Footpeg Crash Tester

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    Mr Mom, don't you need to clean the house or something? :oscar
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  16. Jack Daniel

    Jack Daniel See Ya At The Swamp

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    Clean the trailer @ The Scrub :nod

    I'm tellin' ya

    I ain't cleanin' the frickin' house

    I've got mo' impotent things to do :rofl

    I just got a call from an out of town contractor that needs to rent my video equipment :ksteve

    I wish he'd just buy the sheeeeeeeet and I'd be done with it :1drink
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  17. Jack Daniel

    Jack Daniel See Ya At The Swamp

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    Why yes...

    It is :flug

    They're good if cooked immediately :dg

    They don't freeze for sheeeeeet though

    We need Eickey to bring us up a load of button wood

    Although blackjack will do just fine smokin' smokers :stoned
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  18. Jack Daniel

    Jack Daniel See Ya At The Swamp

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    Fixt :lol3
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  19. Jack Daniel

    Jack Daniel See Ya At The Swamp

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    Can you believe this...

    Hailey just told me that she's not allowed to wear a jacket in class unless it's navy blue

    The one she has that grey and blue won't suffice

    WTF!

    It's absolutely rediculous to have her bring home so much sheeeeeet to sell, or for us to purchase. Just anything they can do to generate $$$$$.

    I'm thinking they want us to buy a particular school jacket for her to wear in class now

    Socialism, here we come

    :bluduh
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  20. Scribe

    Scribe £Bob£

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