OK, I'm slightly pissed off! My wife, the bitch, whom I love very much wants a god damned F700 GS in matt black. She currently has a very nice '08 Versys, with a few farkles for comfort. Her birthday is coming up, but she's been waffling around about (maybe some farkles for my Versys, maybe this, maybe that.....she drives me f'ing nuts with this shit!) God damnit!. She rides her current bike to work maybe twice a week. (says she'll ride the new one every day..my ass) I should never have let her ride. She stole my '11 Kawi Super Sherpa, forcing me to buy a used DRZ 400 when we were traveling full time. Now that we're settled down, here we go again! I might add that she's dropped the Versys 3 times doing dumb shit at virtually 0 mph: (front brake in a parking lot, holding the clutch in as I've taught her in traffic at a light, but let go of the clutch to "wave" at another biker who waved at her, and another time on the highway (stuck in traffic on I-17 due to an accident) said she put her foot down and stepped on a pebble, down she went. Is this a woman who deserves a new bike??? I know a lot lot of you are going to say (Damn, wish my wife rode or some such stuff) but really? By the way, I ride a 25 yo BMW K75; if anyone should be looking for a new bike, it's me! I'm at my wit's end! What's your advice?