spins, trips, rants, raves, fotos, messin around and all that kinda stuff....

Discussion in 'Day Trippin'' started by mka, May 23, 2013.

  1. mka

    mka Been here awhile

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    Shooby.....hello ! re the camera phone............its iphone and when u have pics taken u can go in and edit them.....simple thing a magic wand...........click it to enhance...
    ..but often as not I undo it as it looks a bit weird..............then upload to my pictures file........then upload to smugmug (like this product !!!).............!!!
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    bit simple really but it works except the phone camera gives crap zoom facility.............then again it is a phone first !!
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    right....I am sitting in the waiting area in Cairnryan...............very new, very clean and...........the place is crawling with cops........they're everywhere but friendly even to
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    there is a massive police presence all over due I think to the g8 conference in county Fermanagh next week.................more on that later...!!
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    next thing.......up the ramp and into the bowels of the ship...............tied down quick and easy..........any amount of help you need is offered.......!
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    group of bikers tied up beside me are from Dundalk, Ireland or nearby.........they're in great form and loving life........great to see !
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    away away ...............boring photos on ship
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    full steam ahead now..
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    then 2 and a half hours later we are pulling into the harbour of Belfast...........see Samson and Goliath cranes in the distance (?!)...this is where the titanic was built
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    more cranes and then off.....just jeans and jacket and a mad urge to fly up the road............
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    motorway for ever now......but making great time.....playing chicken with big s500 Mercedes..........passed the time anyways.........avoiding speed camera cars..
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    first stop was wee place called derrygonnelly in county Fermanagh..........note the shop front........it has photos in the windows to give the impression it is occupied !!!
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    every town and village in the county has the same.........it is to give the impression that these places are all busy.......truth is the recession has destroyed this border area
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    once the media juggernaut moves on the recession can take its primary place in our society again !
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    I stopped again at churchhill as the bike was wandering over the poor road surface.............the front tyre was totally bald..well almost..!!!
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    this is the church at churchhill..!!
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  2. mka

    mka Been here awhile

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    the roads are closed all over the place but eventually I get back on the shore road west of Enniskillen......mega road this...........love it.......and some parts have been resurfaced for g8 crap so there are a few benefits I guess.
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    you can open up on this road though friends tell me there are deer all over the place...I've never seen one here yet....
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    still warm............great feeling and most unusual...............this is lough erne and the water calm for a change
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    on into village of belleek............famous belleek pottery made here and sold all over the world......the pottery building is in the background..
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    a few boats bobbing about and the setting sun..
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    and lastly a photo of typical derelict building.........
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    back on the bike............one more start....up with the stand.........off and away up the road home............not a bad trip.............not bad at all.........!!
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    ..........thank you for your time............!!!!
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  3. andymach23

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    Really enjoyed all of that. Cheers.

    I've recently got back into bikes after an 18 year gap. Got an old GS500. I did the North Coast run on the Friday of the NW200, the decent day when there was no racing. That was my first proper run on the bike. The road between Ballycastle and Portrush was like a race track. A bit hectic for a noob but the scenery made up for it.

    Maybe I'll get a chance to hit Scotland for a few days some time. Looks fantastic. :clap :clap:clap
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  4. mka

    mka Been here awhile

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    hey there ANDYMACH23.....
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    the road you speak of is one of great significance for sure......it is amazing...i am presuming you live near enough to it to get using it often enough too !!
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    generally the roads up those parts are very good.......along the border some roads have become very potted...pitted and holey...no maintenance for years
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    they are a bit better south of the border at present (for years it was the other way round !)
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    sometimes down here though they dig up the whole road to put in phone wires, sewer pipes, gas, electric, fibre optic or just to be doing something....!!...it'd drive u mad...!
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    this was a good twister in lovely leitrim..nicely finished...camber set up good on most corners....and look what they did to it.........for 20 f**kin miles...!!
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    the photo shows the only straight bit but look at the surface....!!
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    at least they left the phone box alone......not many of these around now........not easy to remove either....but...eventually i'll figure a way...!!
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    keep her lit man - as they say here - keep her lit....!!!
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    on a totally separate point (.) entirely.....!!
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    just got a phone call
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    from the punctuation police, they have been ringing me about overuse of the '.' - well, f**k you too.................!!!!!! ha..ha...ha...ha..ha..ha.....
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  5. Shooby

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    ...... indeed. :D

    Thanks for the report. My wife (maiden name "Doyle"....) & I plan to visit the land of Eire within the next couple years. She has warmed up to the idea of seeing it by bike*. Stop in London first for a Triumph rental, ferry over, perhaps time it for a stop at the Isle of Man races. *Your report provided a great deal of supporting incentive for this notion. :clap
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  6. mka

    mka Been here awhile

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    ..............................hey SHOOBY.....................how life in san diegar.................? beautiful place that..............good times..............!!
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    when you are over here I will surely let you buy me a pint of porter...............no arguments.............!!!
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    you must allow time for your holiday over these parts............every road leads to a new story.....no need for maps as you always end up at the pub....!!
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    there is plenty of history in these parts too.............ignore the weather as it does what it does regardless......
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    I took a small spin last year into the wilds of Donegal.........very open country........poor lands...........irish spoken most places..........rugged
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    the hill is called errigal - highest mountain in Donegal.................barren looking lump I do think...............and f**k all use to the people...........!!
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    truth is. I was heading for glenveagh national park.........it was supposed to be worth a visit or so I was told.....
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    so after scooting round Donegal town...up through glenties (na gleannta) and on into dungloe (an cliach ?!) up over hills etc I finally came to glenveagh
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    big deal............big house in the middle of nothing................but a sickening history of the landlord era..........and not so long ago either...
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    long story short...............this bollox from county laois (used to be queens county, when the queens ruled Ireland) named adair bought up all the land and fecked out
    all the tenants...all 244 of them............it was called the derryveagh evictions and happened around 1861.....around time of our famine era..........!!

    so this adair...........john George adair to be precise, built this big pad (he held the rank of captain in the british diplomatic service).........he built this monument to hatred in
    the middle of the poorest land in the country....kicked out all the local people...........including children...........most families eventually died of hunger but some made it
    to Australia to a new start.

    the ould basterd wanted to create a hunting estate in the highlands of Donegal...!!
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    he even built a kind of swimming pool thing...........see pic....but also note the state of the land over the other side of the lake......how could anyone survive living on this...
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    anyway..when you get to the entrance of glenveagh........it looks quite nice
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    you go into the visitor centre..flora............fauna..............etc etc.......but then you get to the section about the evictions...............the terror........the fear..........
    the death of children.........and mothers............and fathers............whole community wiped out by one basterd...........
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    it was an emotive thing for sure.........................I was getting into a bit of a rage to be honest...............why......can't explain it...........it was as if I remembered..
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    so then you get on a bus to the house/castle and there is a tour all through the house..............but I couldn't.....I just could not go into that house.......no
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    I walked round outside and felt nothing only cold and damp and sick.................I got the next bus back to the car park.......got back on the bike and put some miles between me
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    apologies if I got carried away there but it cuts to have this thrown up at you and for it to be considered part of a tourist trail.............jesus.is that not sick......
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    adair made more fortunes in the US and had tens of thousands of cattle and big farms........I just hope he died of festering piles............after a long long illness...!!
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    apologies again for being so heartless...............I'm not really..............but
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    note the telegraph poles on right hand side.......not one of them is upright..........!!!
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    as you can see the land does not support much, it never did really, that's why people always left here and fortunately were welcomed to many different countries all
    around the world........for that we are ever thankful.........but this is what the people had to leave behind....!
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    don't mean to preach here............just one gray trip on a gray day in a gray country...........!!
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    with that I headed home...........and slowly the red mist lifted............and lifted...........and cleared..............and soon it was all so much better (porter helped too...!!!)
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    I have to try not to get uptight about things - to accept the things I cannot change...........and all the rest of it.......
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    SHOOBY.............it's much better than that really..............I'll post more uplifting stuff very very soon....
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  7. Shooby

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    Thats great stuff! Thanks mka! Exactly what we're looking for ("All roads end at a Pub".. I'm buying.. :freaky)

    I'm from the NW corner of Oregon (Ore-ee-gun) so I'm quite familliar with all gray all the time..... It will be rather homey, I'm sure.

    Looking forward to more of your history lessons and eventually sharing a dram or more ( dram? is that English only? hope not to offend..? please pardon this yank's ignorance if so....)

    I'll post up when travel planning begins.....

    And for good measure

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  8. mka

    mka Been here awhile

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    "now, where was I" - said deValera when he got back into power......!!! deValera was our first leader and got voted out once upon a time
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    useless piece of info/trivia/bs/nonsense etc etc
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    i took a trip last year to the dolomite alps...the idea was in my head from reading on the wonderweb about all these passes and twisties...so it had to be done !
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    the bike was already in Italia so just needed to fly over, get a bus, get a train, get a taxi and there i would be......
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    left home in the west of ireland at 1 am and got on bike by 2 pm....bike starts first time......man oh man...sweet...!!!
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    up the road like f*ck...clean air...the idea was to stop at a place called Collepietra/Steinegg...... 3 or 4 hours max - or so I thought.
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    it felt great to be on the road where no one knew me or cared....just out up the hills/mountains and free....free.....free
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    whatever asshole like roads I was on...obviously not the direct route....as i am paddy and wouldn't know the correct route to anywhere...!!
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    so, not knowing my ass from my elbow, it was taking a whole shedload longer than it should have....no matter....im on holidays...end of...!!
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    i took all these flowers/green garden crap photos in Italy on holidays...i haven't a baldy what they are....what they are called or exactly which field i found them in.
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    being a paddy i go into a lot of fields...it's a genetic thing....i like to be near nature......not a gay thing, just a paddy thing...
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    anyway just to recap..i had full authority to behave as I pleased from the minister for war (!)....not really...but she loves me and is my best friend ever !
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    i think i passed one pass...!!!?....it was only a blip and there was a town built round it......memory not great..onward to Steinegg which I got to by about 8 pm or
    shortly thereafter....it was dark...very cold.....icy.......and I had read about this place/palace (typo !) and it got great reviews.......mudderfugger.......!!
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    parked the horsie....into reception (me, not the horsie)......strange...everything is in german.......WTF.....did i take a wrong turn ?.....wir haben ein zimmer and all that jazz...ok...just go with die flowen here....plenty of zimmers....got taken down, way down (i do mean way way down) to a zimmer at the bottom of the world...the floor was
    warm....(it was that far down !)...and i was left there standing in die dark...inside it was like going to the 70's (i haven't really been to the 70's only as a bairn)...
    ...it was as damp as a mushrooms knob......musty....shit hole......i thought f**k this crappen hole...but........where else could i go now.......i had stepped back to the 70's and landed in Germany....better ease up on the drugs soon...!!

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    picture this...i walked into the dining room in full black leathers...plain black....black leather boots....and my trousers were very very loose from the ass to the knees..!!
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    she kept my bloody passport, so now i was doomed to be gang raped in my own cell deep underground and it would all happen many decades in the past.....mother of jesus do i get into some really f**kin
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    in fairness the place looked very nice from the outside
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  9. mka

    mka Been here awhile

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    the mammary is coming back to me now....the route i took was roughly....varenna to morbegno to sondrio to edolo to , well you know it....Steinegg..
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    there were 2 passes along the way there...passo aprica (just a road with a town as i explained) and passo del tonale...also easy peasy.
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    greenery around Steinegg/Collepietra....very nice rolling hills
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    being a bit of a dumb ass, i had no idea of why so much German is spoken in Italy....all road signs/menus/adult bars/restaurants/etc all is in german...??
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    i was amazed about it really and found out since (wikipedia ?) that very generally this part of Italy was part of the AustoHungarian empire way back when and after the great war Italy was on the winning side and the treaty of versailles dudes split up the empire and gave this bit to the Italians (tyrol). But they obviously didn't ask the locals
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    So i suppose they just kept it the way it was before......and hence my total confusion at the situation which awaited me there !
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    bike parked up at lake.....disclaimer...i had a real crap second hand camera then and some were on phone...
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    is it time for some girly flower pictures I hear you ask.....well, not yet.........patience gets the worm...!!
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    this was not a sprint in order to 'bag a pass' but when in the saddle it seemed the right thing to do to stay in the saddle and after all i had no one to share
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  10. mka

    mka Been here awhile

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    this was the Karerpass..
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    the head was clearing now and the weather was wunderbar/fantastico...so all was well inside my helmet/lid....go to thinking about why ?....why everything..??
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    the thinking of why ? took up many precious seconds and soon it was time to eat again..so i had to ferret out an eatin house soon
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    yeah it's time for another flowery thang....and starting off gently enough with a green and white number...
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    I was heading for the passo di sella...it was supposed to be good ride......it was fine - oh so very fine it was...
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    a bunch of HD riders landed in front of me....it looked cool to be honest and they were having a mighty time...they were from north austria HD club
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    the scenery was amazing and i only had myself and my other self to share it with but we made the most of it anyways...we upped and awayed and soon pulled in
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    ciao sella
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  11. mka

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    or something like that.......goes round and round in ma head all day man........bless u UB40...!!!
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    i had stopped for slice of pizza in a place called Corvara..small town but picturesque (!)....then my phone rings (!!) and it is my friend H....!!
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    I let him swill in the shit for a few moments and eventually came clean that I had taken it..........big relief......!!! and big surprise...

    so he says....where are you.....i says......dolomite alps...........he says...man you gotta go to a great town called Corvara........i says.....it's good ok but hardly great...!!!

    he is just as amazaed i'm standing next to the resaturant in the town he is raving about.....when all along he just assumed i was in ireland !!

    anyways...long story a bit shorter....we agree to meet at the end of my spin and go out on the town again.................aaaaahhhhhhhh......!!!

    so i carry on...'come aboard, come aboard.........way up to caledonia'....ringing in my head now....hunnys crossing the street.......!!!

    while i was yammering on the phone.....hunnys in the sunshine.......eyesight is a much underrated gift.......what was the man above thinking when he put some of these ladies together...........!!!
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    stay at this spot if you are near....very nice....not robbery....has a pool....jacuzzi and many hunnys....even tried the turkish bath.......naked only........you could easily see that I had not been in one of these before.........but did i care..........did i f**k ...it was a blast...eventually I got the hang of it....i tried the 'dont think about it' approach......no good.........i tried the 'dont look at them approach'......no good either.............i tried the 'say some prayers approach'.....that one no good either.......so i tried the penguin approach and smiled and waved boys, smiled and waved........!!!
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  12. randysway

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    absolutely magnificent trip. I'm very jealous of your ability of travel around like that... I wish we had ferries in the US.
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  13. mka

    mka Been here awhile

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  14. mka

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  15. mka

    mka Been here awhile

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  16. windmills

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    Lovin' your trips mate!
    Lovin' the stream-of-consciousness words you put to them...
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    Oh, and the conversation with Stefan.... brilliant!
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  17. mka

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  18. mka

    mka Been here awhile

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    as loud as is mannerly......a flicker in his eyes..almost there........and he comes right back at me......no.....yeah the man says no..nada...niente.....nein......
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    i had ridden as i said like a monk on fire to get here for the sole reason to watch a match in an irish bar and the only thing irish about the place was the f**kin word
    'irish' on the sign outside.........oh yeah..and what the f**k does marilyn monroe have to do with it....???
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    poxy irish bar........most of them are poxy anyway...but this one was the poxiest of them all.
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    so...i have to re-think this one.....but no...i am not going to see the match.....tough titty....right..what to do.....more riding...thats the ticket !
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    i skite down the west side of the lake to go right at gargnano....but christ of almighty i miss the exit/turn/sign/stop whatever and end up in Salo..miles away....
    this is turning out to be a freakin great day....and it's bitchin hot by now too.....back up the same bloody road and find my way and head to lake Idro.........
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    so as i ride along my mood indicator is moving towards the F and away from the E......it is not so bad....
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    it is still very hot and clammy but at least i am riding...good twists too.......but the nagging in the back of my head...no....the nagging is about the match not what you were thinking.....
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    the clouds were starting to come down a bit and the wildlife was moving about on the road...these bucks were arsing around on street corners up to no good...!
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  19. mka

    mka Been here awhile

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    god, i love cows......yeah i know, maybe you think it is strange but, i like cows..........they have big brown soft eyes and just walk about slowly just eating and mooing and doing nothin to no one......they dont mean no harm...just eatin and mooing......that's it......!! they are even restful to be around and sometimes at night if you are bored
    or drunk or both you can slip into a field and push one over when they are asleep.............this was a bit of a sport when we was younger but the poor ould cow never even seemd to mind even that.............just mooing and eatin.
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    ok, calm calm calm...........the routes i was taking were mostly from website bestbikingroads dot com - and app too (of course !) i know there's an app to everything.
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    i was running on fumes again ....aahhhhhhh....and being a sunday afternoon i was in for a glide or two (coasting down hill) and eventually got to a place called capovalle and drank my fill from the pump of life there.
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    right.now full up....i had to get a place to stay.......the webby thing......search bike friendly hotel in riva del garda....no bother.....easy...the mirage hotel...!!!
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    up the road and soon pulling into hotel...park up........up to ladies in reception.......hmmmmm......nice......buongiorno...etc etc
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    it slowly dawned on me (not the brightest, me) that I was getting slightly strange looks.....panic......is my zip down......does my ass look big in this.......have i wet myself (again).........no...nothing obvious but definitely a bad vibe...ok...just get a room........
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    sir.......this is a bike friendly hotel..........not a biker friendly hotel...................DOH............!!!
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    of course...bikes are everywhere.....in the lobby...on display........all through the car park............what an ass i am .......!!!
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    big deal says i - i used to ride a bike but i'm all right now.......
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    i didn't give a monkeys and thought ....well i could go out running..what with the eco thing and all.......and so ...i did.....!!!
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    not friendly at all.....staff were like zombies........eyes dead from a whole summer of us fat f**k tourists ordering big fat f**kin pizzas and giving them only abuse as a tip...
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  20. ckjj888

    ckjj888 Been here awhile

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