Sportbike rider had a funny shirt on

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by Chillis, Mar 6, 2014.

  1. Chillis

    Chillis Long timer

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    My brother was taking me to the shop to pick up my bike and on the road was a guy cruising by on a sportbike. He had a bright neon yellow/green shirt that read "Can you see me now ASSHOLE?".

    I started laughing but that feeling happens all too often when someone pulls out or cuts you off.
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  2. Zeid

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    I like the bumper sticker that says "If you can read this I'm about to brake check you."
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  3. PalePhase

    PalePhase Humour Noir

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    That's neither here nor there
    :puke1 Rest assured that in the event of a traffic incident, the other driver's lawyer would be most appreciate of your making his job easier for him by displaying such messages. He'd tell the jury that your t-shirt or bumper sticker speaks to intent. It would be an uphill battle for you to argue that it didn't.
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  4. Jim Moore

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    I saw this at the Dragon: 11 Miles, 54 Pull-outs. Use one, jackass!
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  5. Garp

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    What?

    And what exactly is the "intent" behind wearing a HiViz shirt with any message on it? Somehow this proves you "intended" to make a car turn in front of you?
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    My lawyer will kick your lawyers ass. So there!
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  7. markk53

    markk53 jack of all trades...

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    I kinda doubt that with the tee... bright yellow... "couldn't see him" ain't gonna cut it. Seems that is one of the most visible colors there are - attention getting.
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  8. PalePhase

    PalePhase Humour Noir

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    That's neither here nor there
    It should be really obvious how a lawyer in court would spin either as indicative of intent. Note that I said "incident." Wearing a shirt calling the person reading it an asshole looks like an attitude problem to a lot of people in this world. As for the bumper, be my guest to put on your car or bike and brake check somebody and get hit. Let us know how that turns out for you. :lol3
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  9. DJFlowe

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  10. ttpete

    ttpete Rectum Non Bustibus

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    The only persons who'd be insulted by that shirt would be genuine assholes to begin with. Ever hear "if the shoe fits, wear it"? It wouldn't bother me a bit.
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  11. orangebear

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    i know if you wear the jacket horse riding that says " horse under trainning keep back " and you are in a crash with some one they will say the horse should not be on the road. same sort of thing .
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  12. ttpete

    ttpete Rectum Non Bustibus

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    I don't have a lot of love for toffee-nosed horsey people. They foul the roads and it's a hazard.
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  13. CopaMundial

    CopaMundial Wow, that broke easy

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    Meh... That shirt would not be visible if you're riding in proper gear anyway.
    Unless you're the All The T-shirts All The Time type.
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  14. Chad05gsa

    Chad05gsa Been here awhile

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    True but the op said a sport bike rider. I'd say 90% of them prefer t shirts and flip flops for their gear :evil

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    I notice they sell it in a 3XL size, I might just have to buy one. It should fit over my jacket
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  16. Bucho

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    Sorry for the threadjack

    While dirtbiking/dualsporting, Ive met both cool horse people and what I felt were jackass horse people.
    I believe the majority of pissed off horse people were really just embarressed that they didnt have better control over their animals.

    (For the record I like horses and always come to a stop and kill my engine when I encounter a horse on the trail)



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  17. Megamoto

    Megamoto Yes, I do look like this.

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    In keeping with the off topic

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  18. khager

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    Now I could see myself riding that!
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  19. Bucho

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    Id have a few of those in the stable if they were cheaper to maintain.
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  20. it happens

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    You could always eat it if things got tough.:lol3
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