Spring is here- the Masters starts at 9:35

Discussion in 'Sports' started by freaking RT, Apr 7, 2005.

  1. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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  2. Rider

    Rider Moderator Emeritus Super Moderator

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    I love the Masters. It's my favorite tournament.
    My man Jack is playing in it again after losing a grandson a few weeks ago. Hell, he has no chance of winning but it would be cool if he'd make the cut.
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  3. jdiaz

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    Wow! Golftalk. :cry
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  4. Dukegirl

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    Craig is really busy at work these days, so I'll fill in for him.

    :snore :snore :snore :snore :snore :snore



    :lol3
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  5. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    he might make the cut. of the old guys, I think Player has a better chance of playing on the weekend.

    we'll see him next year, with Arnie, as the honorary starters
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  6. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    and I'll respond in kind :fitz



    :lol2
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  7. Augie

    Augie Nincompoop

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    Don't worry Freak Fitz doesnt have the hand eye coodination to applaud let alone the ability to hit a stationary object.
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  8. Augie

    Augie Nincompoop

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  9. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    I'd like to see Lefty win again. but, there's about 8 that can pull it off.

    they are getting the round in. scores and live feeds are up on the web site. :thumb
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  10. Dick

    Dick Its a big old goofy world

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    Jack is 1 under - I listen to it on the radio while I work

    I think Billy Casper should pull a muscle :huh
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  11. VespaFitz

    VespaFitz No-good-son-of-a-bitch

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    Goddamned yuppies.

    Can I get close enough to this "Masters" match to blow my horn loudly and disrupt the putting?
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  12. Linzi

    Linzi Crazy Plott Lady

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    Golf sucks.
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  13. Stinez

    Stinez Rhymes with Heinz :D

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  14. AnnieGS

    AnnieGS Namasté, bitches!

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    You could shag a few balls onto the fairways from the clubhouse roof...
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  15. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    don't forget the buppies and dinks :D

    and not close enough to bother any of the golfers :D
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  16. VespaFitz

    VespaFitz No-good-son-of-a-bitch

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    If'n I'm gonna shag something on the clubhouse roof, it ain't gonna be balls, honey.
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  18. Dick

    Dick Its a big old goofy world

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    :rofl :rofl :getiton
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  19. freaking RT

    freaking RT will golf for food

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    :nono you would shag the balls FROM the fairway. shagging means to pick up balls from the practice range.

    a shag bag holds the practice balls.

    here's a shag bag
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  20. VespaFitz

    VespaFitz No-good-son-of-a-bitch

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    VespaFitz's Reasons Golf is for Dorks, Number 2332:

    The Shag Bag
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